James goes into a chemist's shop and asks to speak to a male chemist, as he has an embarrassing problem.
"I'm sorry," says the female chemist, "My sister and I run this shop, you'll have to speak to one of us about it."
Well, James is very embarrassed, but he tells her that he's had a permanent er**tion for the last year and whatever he does, he can't get rid of it for more than ten minutes... "Can you give me something for it?" he asks.
The chemist says she needs to consult her sister, and two minutes later comes back and says, "The best we can manage is £30,000 a year and a third share of the shop."
2007-07-21
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