All categories - 11 July 2007

A manager at a tickle-me-elmo plant is hiring for the position of assisstant manager. the man decides to hire a brunette and also hired her a blonde secretary. one day the manager decides to take the day off and he leaves the brunette and the blonde in charge of the plant. he gets an urgent call saying that there is an emergency at the plant and he needs to get down there as soon as possible.

when he gets down there he discovers that all the tickle-me-elmo dolls have two large nuts. he walks up to the assisstant manager and says "what is going on?"

she says "i told my blonde assisstant to make sure that every doll got two "test tickles" before they got shipped out."

2007-07-11 08:14:03 · 11 answers · asked by enchantress 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Say you have unprotected sex on the 26th of June. Could the baby be fertilized that day, and come out 9 months later? What I am trying to say is, would I become pregnant that day?

2007-07-11 08:14:00 · 19 answers · asked by Emily 2 in Pregnancy

She claims the lord has chosen me to receive this money, but that I would have to use in a way that it would help build a church and help organizations that work with orphans and church groups. What do you think, all she ask from me is to reply with an aswer saying yes. HELP!

2007-07-11 08:13:55 · 18 answers · asked by lajab2005@sbcglobal.net 1 in Community Service

how do you say "The", "Swim", "and", "it", and "is" in sign language? is there a website you can go to and you write a word in this box and it shows you what it looks like... if there is please send it to me or if there is something else because my sign language dictionary is to confusing... thanks! :)

2007-07-11 08:13:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-07-11 08:13:40 · 8 answers · asked by runninkid07 1 in Singles & Dating

My son was born in the US and he is only 2 months old now. Can he fly with me to a foreign country without a passport? Is it sufficient to only show his birth certificate to the custom and to get his flight ticket?

2007-07-11 08:13:35 · 5 answers · asked by greentea 1 in Other - Destinations

2007-07-11 08:13:29 · 4 answers · asked by Oompa Loompa 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-11 08:13:17 · 1 answers · asked by vegasbrother98 3 in Drama

Finish The Fight

2007-07-11 08:13:13 · 9 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Polls & Surveys

That accent he has is fantastic. What is it?

2007-07-11 08:13:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I keep hittin off the handle of my bat what can i do to stop that.

2007-07-11 08:13:08 · 15 answers · asked by jrobuck13 2 in Baseball

I was thinking seashell shaped chocolates, BUT they are 20-40 bucks a pound, the ones I have seen? Anyone know a good idea for cheap favors for a beach wedding???

2007-07-11 08:12:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

I'm not going to lift weights because u can stop growing and also i am not going to use dumbells, i already know a couple of ways which is to do push ups and pull ups but are there any other ways u guys can tell me

2007-07-11 08:12:57 · 7 answers · asked by P,,pppLaYa 1 in Men's Health

2007-07-11 08:12:56 · 3 answers · asked by wittlebitty1 1 in Words & Wordplay

Because too many people are born disabled,mutated,diseased or just plain old stupid.They mere existance drains our planets precious resources

2007-07-11 08:12:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

HELP PLEASE!!!!

2007-07-11 08:12:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

I loved my girlfriend but she said that she didn't trust me and that I shouldn't trust her because she never sked me to. I broke up with her because i can't handle a relationship without trust.

But now i'm spending my nights crying as well as my days, and i feel as there is nothing left for me. I know im young but I told her we could work on it, and she is spending time thinking about it....but i can't handle it, this added to all the stress in my life just makes me want to kill myself...

please any advice would be nice...do you have any?

i miss her so much i am crying right now....

2007-07-11 08:12:27 · 16 answers · asked by Chris 5 in Singles & Dating

Deuteronomy 6:4 "Hear, O Israel, Yahweh our God is one Yahweh."

Genesis 2:24 "Therefore, a man shall leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave to his wife and they shall become one flesh."
Word used for "one" in Deuteronomy 6:4: "ehad".
Word used for "one" in Genesis 2:24: "ehad".
Word that could have been used in Deuteronomy 6:4 if the writer had meant "unique, a single or only one": "yahed".
The way "ehad" is consistently used in the Tanakh: "a compound unity, one made up of others"; see also Genesis 1:5, 2:11, 2:21, 3:22, 49:16, Numbers 13:23, Psalms 34:20, Jeremiah 8:10 (translated as "altogether" in JPS).

Did I miss anything?

2007-07-11 08:12:24 · 6 answers · asked by Deof Movestofca 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I don't want a huge tank. Something I can put on a bookshelf in my office...
Maybe something like this with some gold fish?
http://www.petsmart.com/global/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441813898&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302030056&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=2534374302023693&bmUID=1184180992454&itemNo=47&Nao=24&In=Fish&N=2030056&Ne=2
This one looks very nice and full.
http://www.petsmart.com/global/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441776985&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302030056&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=2534374302023693&bmUID=1184180992414&itemNo=37&Nao=24&In=Fish&N=2030056&Ne=2
My budget is $50-60 and it can't be too big.

2007-07-11 08:12:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

he's been living with us for about almost 7 months now. and next tues the 17th is will be leaving out of the country for three weeks. and i don't want him to stay with us after he comes back...i thinks hes over stayed his welcome. also when he gets back we'll be in our new house.

2007-07-11 08:12:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-07-11 08:12:08 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just moved into a condo complex. I chose it because it was so quite (I work from home so I need it quite during the day so I can concentrate). My neighbor has their TV/subwoofer against our joined wall and all day I hear the whoomp whoomp whoomp to whatever they're listening to. I asked them lower it down but it is so constant from 10:30 am to 7pm I have a headache by the end of it all. Am I being too sensitive or should I ask again?

2007-07-11 08:11:53 · 27 answers · asked by aroundtheom 3 in Etiquette

The vet cannot see him till later today. Any advice would be great. He is very tired and sleepy. He just seems overall very ill.

2007-07-11 08:11:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Will killing as many as possible ever result in stopping them?

Do/can we cut off their source of funding?

2007-07-11 08:11:31 · 20 answers · asked by El Duderino 4 in Politics

my L.M.P was 5,oct.07, according to this date i'm overdue.but according to my last ultrasound my EDD is 7 aug.07.so how can i come to know about my correct EDD?

2007-07-11 08:11:28 · 5 answers · asked by rehmah 1 in Pregnancy

Cows, according to this news item, belch over 70 cubic liters of gas a day contributing significantly to Global Warming.

2007-07-11 08:11:23 · 12 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Global Warming

Find the size of a hypothenuse if one side of a right triangle is 3r and the other side is 2r.

2007-07-11 08:11:18 · 8 answers · asked by Angel_Wolf 2 in Mathematics

he saved up for over 30 days of leave when he got home when he renlisted he eitehr lost his papers or the army acidently erased it he is really stressed out i know i cant do much but i want to know what i can tell him to do besides talk to his nco about it

2007-07-11 08:11:12 · 10 answers · asked by Honey Badger Doesnt give a Shat 5 in Military