A manager at a tickle-me-elmo plant is hiring for the position of assisstant manager. the man decides to hire a brunette and also hired her a blonde secretary. one day the manager decides to take the day off and he leaves the brunette and the blonde in charge of the plant. he gets an urgent call saying that there is an emergency at the plant and he needs to get down there as soon as possible.
when he gets down there he discovers that all the tickle-me-elmo dolls have two large nuts. he walks up to the assisstant manager and says "what is going on?"
she says "i told my blonde assisstant to make sure that every doll got two "test tickles" before they got shipped out."
2007-07-11 08:14:03 · 11 answers · asked by enchantress 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG - very funny!
I love blonde jokes!
2007-07-11 08:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha,nice one An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
2016-05-19 21:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-11 15:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its an oldy but its cute
2007-07-11 08:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.. but not laugh out loud funny
2007-07-11 08:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol loved it,
2007-07-12 10:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by moneyman_0101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff! i'll give you a star!
2007-07-11 08:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i love that joke. its great!
2007-07-11 08:18:31 · answer #8 · answered by mogarth3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-11 08:34:17 · answer #9 · answered by vikthor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course......lol
2007-07-11 08:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋