All categories - 27 June 2007

During a jury selection process, the first lawyer began his questioning as an intimidating showman. He looked over the prospective jurors and asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"

Before the pause became too long, the judge said, "I do."

2007-06-27 13:38:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-27 13:38:17 · 7 answers · asked by ang 1 in Diet & Fitness

For me it's country singer Crystall Gayle who sings "Gonna Make My Brown Eyes Blue."

2007-06-27 13:37:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you think, do you believe in 7-day creation, evolution, God-is-behind-evolution, or something else? why do you think so?

2007-06-27 13:37:32 · 20 answers · asked by Marie 3 in Philosophy

Ok so i need to take the integral of these problem:

(3x^4 - 5) / (x^2)

remember, find the integral. Any help would be appreciated thanks

2007-06-27 13:37:24 · 2 answers · asked by bseballislife9 1 in Mathematics

Jamaica Funk: by Thomas Brown

or

Atomic Dog: by George Clinton

2007-06-27 13:37:24 · 3 answers · asked by WHOISTHEPUPPETMASTER? 5 in Other - Music

I am not pregnant, and don't plan on becoming pregnant for at least a few years. But I am curious at what a typical hospitial bill costs for an insured patient to give birth.

2007-06-27 13:37:14 · 13 answers · asked by phxchik07 5 in Pregnancy

I am writing a research paper that is due tomorrow, so i was wondering if anyone could help me out.

2007-06-27 13:37:05 · 9 answers · asked by runnerfreak 1 in Royalty

Can you explain why or why not, please?

2007-06-27 13:37:03 · 12 answers · asked by shea 2 in Mercedes-Benz

2007-06-27 13:37:01 · 5 answers · asked by Lizzie 2 in Lyrics

2007-06-27 13:36:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me one example would be...
Frank Zappa-When I first heard him I was like "What the flying funk!?" but he grew on me...especially songs like "Catholic Girls and He's so Gay!" plus his album covers are so funny.

2007-06-27 13:36:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

What's your opinion?

2007-06-27 13:36:44 · 36 answers · asked by vince_the_bat 2 in Religion & Spirituality

i smoke pot ...not a lot but enugh to show up on a screening .... i recently had a minor surgere and the doctors always ask ...do you smoke?

question one... even though they mean tabacco do they still want to know if i smoke pot.....

question 2 ...whats the purpose of asking that .... all the time my parents are in the room do they really think id say yes ....

2007-06-27 13:36:35 · 14 answers · asked by derick m 1 in Respiratory Diseases

Sadie is walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. She rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.

"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."

"What catch?" Sadie asked.

The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, your husband Maurice will receive double the wish you were granted."

"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated Sadie.

"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.

"Well, I've always wanted a Mercedes Benz!" POOF! A Mercedes Benz appeared in front of the woman.

"Don't forget, now your husband Maurice has TWO Mercedes Benz," said the genie.

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my Mercedes," replied the woman.

"Next wish? I'd love a million pounds," says Sadie. POOF! One million pounds appeared at her feet.

"Don't forget, now your husband Maurice has TWO million pounds," said the genie.

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the woman.

"What is your third and final wish?"

The woman thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate one of my kidneys!"

2007-06-27 13:36:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-27 13:36:30 · 15 answers · asked by Dylan 2 in Trivia

I am asking this question in the "politics" section because I know you are all intellectals who appreciate debating an interesting subject....

Plenty of times (regardless of the subject matter), I've noticed how people can be downright mean/rude to askers here on Y! Answers. It's disheartening to know that people have so much pent up rage and feel the need to unleash it upon innocent people who are just sending a question out into the void. Don't get me wrong...there are some real weirdo freaks who post some nasty, disturbing questions and deserve a little backlash, but for those who are asking ligitimate questions...why are they getting tormented?

The question is...does anonymity encourage people to be "themselves," or does it bring out the worst. I'd like to know if this is REALLY how people are...or if the veil of the computer screen gives them the chance to unleash their pent up rage.

Your thoughts?

2007-06-27 13:36:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I found out just by reasoning

2007-06-27 13:36:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Commuting

What im wondering is does Marijuana actually cause a physical need for other drugs, or is it a lie. Something inbetween?

2007-06-27 13:36:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I want a snack. I didn't have dinner but I had a bit of a meal around 3. What should I eat? I don't think I have the crackers or cheese, so I need something else :X

SUGGESTIONS MI AMIGOS??

2007-06-27 13:35:39 · 7 answers · asked by j12 6 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-06-27 13:35:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-27 13:35:24 · 12 answers · asked by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-27 13:35:22 · 11 answers · asked by velasquezsebastian 2 in Other - Health

2007-06-27 13:35:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

According to my first sono I am now currently 33 weeks pregnant and my due date is August14th. According to my period I am 35 weeks pregnant and my due date would be August3rd. People stop me whenever I am out, ask me when I'm due and look at me as if i have 5 heads when i tell them not until august 14th then say "honey youre not going to make it, that baby has to come before then!" (august 14th) I'm also measuring as of today 36cms from pubic bone to fundus, and have always measured about 2 or 3 weeks farther then what my obgyn is telling me. (ex 32cms when i was 29 weeks) i thought they were supposed to be the same?? (ex 35 weeks 35cms) i wanna hear ppls opinions! thankyouuu

2007-06-27 13:35:16 · 10 answers · asked by ginabina44 2 in Pregnancy

I took this test:
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

And it appears I have this score:
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Should I do anything about it? I am a successful IT Professional, by the way, so I am surprised about these results.

2007-06-27 13:35:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2007-06-27 13:35:04 · 9 answers · asked by It is...what it is 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-27 13:34:58 · 8 answers · asked by sweet_n_loveable94 1 in Mexican Football (Soccer)

Many people believe that Jesus,when he was crucified,payed for the first sin,comited by Adam & Eve !
In fact,the only sin that he asked for forgiveness,was the sin of condeming him to death !
The first sin,by Adam & Eve,marked the beginning of the life of humans !
The snake said : You would become like gods,knowing good from evil.
What he is acctualy saying is that men were given free will.
The ability to choose from good or evil.
Now,christians,would you loose your free will,and be like cattle awaiting slaughter,for that is its main purpose ?
Would you still accept that Jesus takes this divine power from you ?
Or would you accept it as a gift,and really open your mind to the truth of what is good and what is evil ?

2007-06-27 13:34:48 · 6 answers · asked by Laff -Hugs 4all- 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Safety and handeling?

2007-06-27 13:34:46 · 6 answers · asked by scarlet 1 in Other - Car Makes