I've had two really horrible ones. "Do you have a map?" I was like no....then he was all like "Because I keep getting lost in your eyes." I laughed so hard I started to cry and then I walked off. The second one was this guy dipped his finger in a cup of water and wiped it on my shoulder. Then he said, "Let's get you out of these wet clothes". I gave him a look like "WTF?" and then my boyfriend [ex now] punched him. l0l.
2007-06-27 13:45:59
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answered by Forever the Sickest Kim 5
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It was back in the 1980's and I had a belt with handcuffs on it. A guy walked up to me with his hands held out in front of him and said "Oooo baby, cuff me and take me home with you!". I had a tight short skirt on, lace stockings (okay, they were in style then, give me a break!!) and a HOT low cut top with bright red lipstick and KNEW I looked hot (plus I was walking up to the bar to buy drinks for me and the male stripper that I was with that night)....so I just gave him a withering look and said, "Not in this lifetime or the next one, sweetheart." and I walked away, making sure he saw who I sat down with. He looked crushed (I gloated....it was cruel but fun)
2007-06-27 20:43:21
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answered by Jenyfer J 4
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Hey girl, if you were a wonderland i want to be alice or somthing like that. I punched him for saying something so lame like that. I would have went out with him if he wouldn't have said that stupid line. Why do guys do that. Why can't they just be themselves and be straight up. Dummies.........
2007-06-27 20:40:44
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answered by girl!*! 4
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I can't remember the worst line, but I do remember that I always just laughed really hard. That always threw them off guard and they walked away.
2007-06-27 20:39:51
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answered by Lisa the Pooh 7
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some elvis impersonator came up to me and said ''hey pretty mama wanna catch a milkshake?'' I ran away. I think he had a mental problem.
2007-06-27 20:39:54
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answered by A girl named Sam 4
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here's 10p go call your mother and let her know you wont be home tonight.
told him stick it up his #$% ring that.............was married and VERY pregnant at the time.........and nope not an ego boost turns out this guy had a "thing" for pregnant women. jerk
Regards
2007-06-27 20:40:06
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answered by candy g 7
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"I lost my number. Can I have yours?" I spoke Russian to him and pretended I did not know any English.
2007-06-27 20:38:42
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answered by Masha 4
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A guy said to me "I'll be your huckleberry"
I said "What?"
2007-06-27 20:39:31
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answered by C S 4
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Do you have a big... I damn near choked.
2007-06-27 20:37:56
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answered by Baxter 3
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