Sadie is walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. She rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."
"What catch?" Sadie asked.
The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, your husband Maurice will receive double the wish you were granted."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated Sadie.
"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Mercedes Benz!" POOF! A Mercedes Benz appeared in front of the woman.
"Don't forget, now your husband Maurice has TWO Mercedes Benz," said the genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my Mercedes," replied the woman.
"Next wish? I'd love a million pounds," says Sadie. POOF! One million pounds appeared at her feet.
"Don't forget, now your husband Maurice has TWO million pounds," said the genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the woman.
"What is your third and final wish?"
The woman thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate one of my kidneys!"
2007-06-27 13:36:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL-- I need a genie!
2007-06-27 13:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bugger, I wish I knew that Genie when I was married to my ex, lol.
2007-07-01 11:38:59 · answer #2 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!!!
That was good, I was thinking she'd wish for half-dead, but this was much better.
2007-06-28 12:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you. Been missing you. This joke is really funny. I heard the end wish was "I wish to be beaten half to death". :-) Thanks for refreshing my memory!!!!! :-) BB
2007-06-27 22:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-03 12:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by greys anatomy lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. Where did you find that joke?
2007-06-27 20:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ownage!!! i have heard it differenly, instead of donating kidneys, it was beat me half to death.
2007-07-02 21:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by chaosdemon5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one
2007-07-02 12:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is horrible but funny... where do you find these jokes...
2007-07-03 13:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillarious
2007-07-03 11:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by mari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋