During a jury selection process, the first lawyer began his questioning as an intimidating showman. He looked over the prospective jurors and asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"
Before the pause became too long, the judge said, "I do."
2007-06-27 13:38:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny!
looks like you are anti-lawyers today
^_^
2007-06-28 19:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What"s the difference between a Goose, a Duck, and a Lawyer?
A Goose can stick his bill up his bum,
A Duck can't,
And a Lawyer Should.
2007-06-28 12:36:12 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-27 21:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! :-)
God was checking up on Satan and noticed waterfalls, a lake, a park with a nice stream. "Thanks for that architect and engineer!" Satan yells. "Hey! You can't do this! I'm gonna have to talk to my attorney!" says God. "Ha, ha", says Satan, "Like you have any lawyers up there!"
2007-06-27 22:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
here's a star
2007-07-01 17:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by ctsnowmiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-06-27 21:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by PsychoxBunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**Brump Ching ( rim shot )
2007-06-28 14:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL-- I like that one!
2007-06-27 20:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-03 00:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋