All categories - 25 June 2007

A five-year old boy is at the zoo with his mother, looking at an elephant.

The boy points at the elephant and asks, "Mommy, what's that?"
"That's an elephant, dear."
"But what's that hanging down?"
"That's his trunk, dear."
"No, at the other end."
"Why, that's his tail."
"I mean what's that between his legs?"
"That's nothing," says his mom, "Let's go!"

A week later the same boy is at the zoo with his father, looking at the same elephant.

"Look daddy, that's an elephant!" says the boy.
"Thats right," says his dad.
"And that's his trunk!"
"Right again."
"And that's his tail!"
"Smart boy!" says dad, turning to leave.
"Wait Daddy," the boy says, tugging his sleeve ang pointing between the elephant's hind legs, "Mommy says that's nothing!"

"Well, son, your mother's been spoiled."

2007-06-25 14:49:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The media always talks about "Prince William" and "Prince Harry", but does any one know what their family name is?

2007-06-25 14:49:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Royalty

okay I am 17 and I have Hydrocephalus I've had it since I was born I have a shunt going from my head to my abdomen. And Lately I've been feeling sick..[headache, nausea] And I have a big lump on my neck a lump on my head and chest area... all along the shunt... so it is obviously a blockage.. Uhm.. I know I need a Shunt revision.. but will they have to take out the shunt AND the valve? How do they do it? And how Dangerous is this Surgery? LIke what are my chances of dying... because I'm really scared... But I've seen on sites it says people who've had a lot of shunt revisions.. the only thing I've ever had done was surgery to make the shunt longer when I was little... PLEASE help me.

2007-06-25 14:49:56 · 2 answers · asked by XxXLetsMakeASceneXxX 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-06-25 14:49:48 · 19 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am a 19 year old boy from NY. I just got my D.L.. I like driving. I think that it is fun. But, can you tell me like how hitting a tree while driving you can die? How? And it's a tree, how is it dangerous if my car accidentally hit one? How do I avoid this, I drive carefully and stay in lane.
WHAT WOULD I DO IF I DID NOT SEE AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT A TREE? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME? PLEASE EXPLAIN. I'M A LITTLE SCARED.

2007-06-25 14:49:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety

Well?

2007-06-25 14:49:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Earlier this month, I was able to connect to my wireless router with my new MacBook. Now, I can't connect to it. What's the deal?

2007-06-25 14:49:28 · 2 answers · asked by v_king7@sbcglobal.net 2 in Computer Networking

... or do you have an emotional level that all must reach before you'll even consider intimacy?

2007-06-25 14:49:24 · 16 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

My hair is similar to theirs and I want to know what products they might use. So far I've only used shea and cocoa butter.

2007-06-25 14:49:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

If God made all of us, who made God? and was it like "poof and hes here"? ive asked my pastor this question before and he still can't give me an answer.. all i know is that in the bible, it starts with God already being there.. and God was supposed to be the first and only person there at the time.. well, how did he get there? who was his mother and his father? what higher authority does He answer to? Just a question ive had for a long time.. figured someone on here may be able to help me out!!

2007-06-25 14:49:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Pretty much any movie with Pauly Shore confuses the crap outta me...

2007-06-25 14:48:55 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i cannot remove programs in the control panel i have windows
xp sp2 home edition i used to be able to click change/remove
and where i would click change/remove it's not there it's gone so as of now i cant remove my programs does anybody have any idea on how can fix it please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks

2007-06-25 14:48:49 · 5 answers · asked by imxyah 1 in Other - Computers

2007-06-25 14:48:48 · 15 answers · asked by vincentdeckard13 1 in Fish

Do you have to be flying over a state, like MS or NV, ect. for it to be legal?

2007-06-25 14:48:46 · 4 answers · asked by deirdrefaith 4 in Aircraft

2007-06-25 14:48:25 · 12 answers · asked by VoodooIS Doodoo23 1 in Polls & Surveys

We're due any day now and still haven't decided on a name for a girl. I'd appreciate your impressions of the following names. Our last name rhymes with "De Coin."

Anna
Audrey
Charlotte
Eva
Eve
Jocelyn
Natalie
Nicolette

Thanks for your input!

2007-06-25 14:48:03 · 32 answers · asked by Dana D 1 in Baby Names

I'm looking to give lessons and I need to know an average so that I can know what kind of rates I need to charge.

2007-06-25 14:47:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

2007-06-25 14:47:56 · 2 answers · asked by David W 1 in Movies

2007-06-25 14:47:50 · 0 answers · asked by getusedtoit 4 in Insurance

I asked the question yesterday about the conceler and foundation.Well, I bought a foundation and powder in one and that seems to be working well for me so far but can u use the conceler alone and then maybe pass a light brush of powder over it.Can you do that... Also I would like ur opinions about what shades of make up to use u know like eye shadow
i am wearing a pink and white dress so any comments on the shades of make up to use is welcome
thank you in advance
thanks to the ppl who answered my question before

2007-06-25 14:47:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

2007-06-25 14:47:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Please tell me how long this stump will be around!

2007-06-25 14:47:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-06-25 14:47:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 14:47:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-25 14:47:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

Best and most creative answer gets 10 points!

2007-06-25 14:47:18 · 13 answers · asked by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have already paid for a full month of Emusic and i just cant find good music. If you can help me i search it for like
"Sexyback" Justin Timberlake
"Runaway Love" IDK
"Great Escape" Guenn Stefani
And more and they dont have my music on there!!!
HELP!!!

2007-06-25 14:47:12 · 3 answers · asked by hardworker :D 2 in Software

2007-06-25 14:47:08 · 1 answers · asked by SarahBear 3 in Singles & Dating

YEA SO WHATS THAT MEAN?!?

2007-06-25 14:47:07 · 7 answers · asked by Kiley 1 in Languages

2007-06-25 14:47:07 · 15 answers · asked by SmokeyGun 2 in Parenting