The original elephant joke?

Question

A five-year old boy is at the zoo with his mother, looking at an elephant.

The boy points at the elephant and asks, "Mommy, what's that?"
"That's an elephant, dear."
"But what's that hanging down?"
"That's his trunk, dear."
"No, at the other end."
"Why, that's his tail."
"I mean what's that between his legs?"
"That's nothing," says his mom, "Let's go!"

A week later the same boy is at the zoo with his father, looking at the same elephant.

"Look daddy, that's an elephant!" says the boy.
"Thats right," says his dad.
"And that's his trunk!"
"Right again."
"And that's his tail!"
"Smart boy!" says dad, turning to leave.
"Wait Daddy," the boy says, tugging his sleeve ang pointing between the elephant's hind legs, "Mommy says that's nothing!"

"Well, son, your mother's been spoiled."

Answer 1

I've put this on here many times. It's from a book called "Truly Tasteless Jokes".

Answer 2

haha u wrote you come to a river the place alligators stay and can circulate it. there is not any bridge. No Boat. and additionally you will bypass around. How do yoe circulate it? properly u could bypass around then lol except that became a spelling blunders lol, u yet and additionally you will bypass around

Answer 3

lol
I've never heard this one...

Answer 4

oh...ha ha