All categories - 24 June 2007

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The nice part about living in a small town is that then you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and to setting fire to my knickers.

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...
"You know, sometimes I forget to eat!" .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat!

2007-06-24 12:01:33 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

My favorite eye color is hazel because my eyes are hazel.

2007-06-24 12:01:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Optical

2007-06-24 12:01:23 · 1 answers · asked by Silly BaBy505 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have 2 males and two females but they are all in separate cages. They are not fixed yet but can I put any of them together?

2007-06-24 12:01:16 · 12 answers · asked by hld070906 1 in Rodents

2007-06-24 12:01:08 · 2 answers · asked by ragincajun87123 2 in Other - Diseases

2007-06-24 12:00:59 · 4 answers · asked by rsist34 5 in Other - Food & Drink

Jesus Christ who is the Son of God vs Nostradamus who is not the Son of God. Why is it that Nostradamus predict is more understandable than Jesus Christ who leave us in mysteries. Who to believe?

2007-06-24 12:00:27 · 27 answers · asked by petway_john 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Whats your fav food and your fav place to eat it? I like them all, but would have to go with Italian at Buca Di Beppos (yum)

2007-06-24 12:00:22 · 33 answers · asked by Myžtikal 5 in Polls & Surveys

it goes like, d a m n all these beautiful girl, (something something something), you had me suicidal suicidal...
sorry its not much, but i don't know who sings it and i need to know what the name of it is! does anybody know?

2007-06-24 12:00:22 · 15 answers · asked by carpetsharks 4 in Other - Music

I remember in high school, all of my friends had curfews and I didn't. They all wanted to stay out until the last minute because they just KNEW they were missing out on something. I was usually the one who was home long before them because I had no restriction on my time. It seems that those who have all of these restrictions have this idea that those who don't are out having the times of their lives, when in fact, they live peaceful moral lives. Perhaps that's the problem. Those who have all of these taboos are jealous because they think they're missing out. Your respectful thoughts?

2007-06-24 12:00:19 · 32 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-24 12:00:10 · 5 answers · asked by 00 2 in NASCAR

Or do you require the threat of punishment or the hope of reward to keep you from being bad? What about doing good purely for the sake of doing good? I
Who is the most moral-the person who is good out of fear or the person who is good for goodness' sake?

2007-06-24 11:59:38 · 7 answers · asked by Julia Sugarbaker 7 in Religion & Spirituality

i am a 12 boy who throws about a 60mph fastball. i works but doesnt always do well. I need another pitch. how do u grip a changeup?

2007-06-24 11:59:29 · 6 answers · asked by tube socks 3 in Baseball

MacGowan was reunited with the band in the U.S. for the first time since 1991, and myself and three friends were front row at the Borgata in Atlantic City...What an incredible experience - one I will always treasure!!! Yeah, Shane was "a bit tipsy", but he and the band absolutely kicked ***!!!

2007-06-24 11:59:28 · 2 answers · asked by Bemarian 3 in Rock and Pop

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2007-06-24 11:59:11 · 21 answers · asked by Hussein Obama 2 in Civic Participation

2007-06-24 11:59:11 · 4 answers · asked by yolanda s 1 in History

My Mom has a pet turtle the keeps burying itself. She thinks it's hibernating, i am afraid something is wrong. What do y'all think?

2007-06-24 11:59:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

I have a 6 month old Dachshund puppy. When I am gone at work my boyfriends mom insists on taking her outside. Malibu does not like to go out because its comfortable in the air conditioning. I have asked her not to take her out and she says that my puppy is spoiled. There have been two times when I got home and my Malibu was walking funny and stumbling around. Her eyes look watery. I have put a note on her bedroom door asking to let her sleep. I cant really say much more to my boyfriends mom because I dont want her to get defensive. I am also worried about my little girl. Has anyone had a bad experience with their puppy outside? Is there a certain length of time a puppy should be outside in the hot weather? Maybe I am over reacting?

2007-06-24 11:59:07 · 7 answers · asked by Mal 2 in Dogs

is there a pattern? 1914-1918-1939-1945 if there is a pattern, what are the next 2 numbers? this might soud like a stupid question but i really need 2 know!!!

2007-06-24 11:58:57 · 4 answers · asked by Z 2 in Other - Education

A coevolution

B stabilizing selection

C. Directional selection

D. Resource positioning

2007-06-24 11:58:55 · 19 answers · asked by whisper2ya 2 in Biology

2007-06-24 11:58:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

i know Stairway is Stairway to Heaven and Freebird is Freebird, but are the songs cliched because otherwise i dont understand why they would have such a sign.

2007-06-24 11:58:22 · 6 answers · asked by Wise Idiot 1 in Other - Music

My brother has type 2 diabetes and has tons of white hairs and is in his 30's

2007-06-24 11:58:18 · 28 answers · asked by garfield89027 1 in Diabetes

I drill the ball in golf, but there is a left hook at the end of the ball flight. I am drilling the ball (i'm 14 and drive it 250-260, i actually drove it 300 today with the wind at my back), but i dont know why i jump hook it like that. It's only been happening for a little bit, but its throwing off my WHOLE game. I think I'm dipping my back shoulder, but thats only my expert opinion. thanks alot for any advice.

2007-06-24 11:58:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Golf

Mormons have the Secret (Or as they say Sacred) Temple rituals including blood oaths,secret hand shakes, the wearing of garments under their street clothes with masonic emblems on them. During the Garden of Eden sequence Ministers are portrayed as emissaries of Lucifer who are only there for money. Yet Mitt Romney calls himself a mainline Christian.

Shouldn't he have to disclose the way Jack Kennedy did? Or is he something special. I know Mormons are apologists for each other right or wrong. How about some non garment wearing Bible believing folks.

2007-06-24 11:58:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

it is here in SC....thundering too

2007-06-24 11:58:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Environment

I love the Potter series, but I'd really like to find more books to read as there are only so many Harry Potter books. Does anybody know of any books or series that are similar in topic or that are just really good to read if you like books like Potter? I'm a college student (I know, I'm embarrassed to admit that I'm a Potter fan since they're kids books) so I'd prefer something a little bit more teen/adult rather than something you'd find in the Juvenile section.

2007-06-24 11:57:55 · 15 answers · asked by Nerdy Knitter 2 in Books & Authors

I feel like life is going so fast. It won't slow down. I'm happy but i'm getting more depressed b/c of the thought of death. And being old and not being able to do much.

I just want to live with no fear of that. Everyone has a fear, but I'm only 15!!! Why do I feel like this! I think about death and growing up and everyone I love dying too. It's something I think about all the time and everyday. You have no idea. I want to think of something else. Something a teen can think about. So I don't have to feel like this. I feel 80!

I even thought of suicide to end the pain of growing up and losing the ones I love. The thought of all of it is to hard. I don't want to commit suicide. I'm not a fan of giving up.

Graduation. Getting 18 and getting out of my house, my childhood home. Dealing with my loved ones deaths. Turning 40. Getting older than that and being to old to be, to be a kid again and have fun.

Alzhiemers. That could be my biggest fear.

2007-06-24 11:57:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

diapers are getting expensive....poop is getting even more stink!! i need help on how to potty train my son and exactly what age to start

2007-06-24 11:57:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler