Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
The nice part about living in a small town is that then you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and to setting fire to my knickers.
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...
"You know, sometimes I forget to eat!" .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat!
2007-06-24 12:01:33 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know some tasty women over 50 and approaching 50. 10 signs a guy knows he's getting old is when he sees a cute 20 something on TV and wonders what her mother looks like.
2007-06-24 12:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hi King with a hollow crown. Smile. do no longer hardship. I settle for human beings for who and what they're whether its crammed with drama. Lol. on condition that your nonetheless caught interior the poor 2's do u desire a babysitter? i could be information! Ha ha! On a severe observe. i do no longer think of this is all that undesirable. so a ways as Leo's bypass, i think of that good weighs out the undesirable!
2016-10-03 02:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We hope for a better tomorrow, but tomorrow turns into today.
We wish we had yesterday back but today will be tomorrow's yesterday.
Bit of my own 62 year old thoughts.
2007-06-24 12:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by dragon 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
there`s many a good tune
been played on an old violin
2007-06-26 07:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2007-06-24 13:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wisdom - some of it true about boys too.
2007-06-24 17:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by autumnleaves 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh...my....god, you are my hero lol. that was very funny, and alot of it true...like the skinny girl thing, so many of my friends try to pull that one, and i just want to be like "ehhh shut up"
2007-06-24 12:04:43 · answer #7 · answered by samiiialexxxis 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Great stuff! And sadly, so true.
Have another star.
2007-06-24 12:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic. Love it!!
2007-06-24 12:06:42 · answer #9 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They cheered me up this morning - thanx
2007-06-24 21:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋