A ventriloquist (puppet master.. if u dont undrstnd luk in d dictionary) visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. he figures he'll hve a little fun, so he says to the Welshman, "Can I talk to ur dog?"
Villgr:The dog doesnt talk, u stupid git.
Vnt..:Hello dog, how's it goin mate?
Dog:Doin alright.
Vill..:(look of extreme shock)
Vnt..:Is this bloke ur owner?
Dog:Yep.
Vnt..:How does he treat u?
Dog:Quite well. He walks me 2x a day, feeds me great fud, and tkes me to the lake once a week to play.
Villager:(luk of utter disbelief)
Vntrlquist:Mind if i talk to ur horse?
Vllger:The horse doesnt talk either..as far as i know.
Vntrlquist:Hey horse, how's it goin?
Horse:Cool.
Vllger:(absolutely dumbfounded)
Vntrlquist:Hw does he treat u?
Horse:Good. he rides me regulrly, brushes me down oftn, and keeps me in barn to protect me from d weather.
Vent..:Mind if i talk to ur sheep?
Vill..:(in panick)the sheep's a f**king liar!!
2007-06-20
08:27:40
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