A ventriloquist (puppet master.. if u dont undrstnd luk in d dictionary) visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. he figures he'll hve a little fun, so he says to the Welshman, "Can I talk to ur dog?"
Villgr:The dog doesnt talk, u stupid git.
Vnt..:Hello dog, how's it goin mate?
Dog:Doin alright.
Vill..:(look of extreme shock)
Vnt..:Is this bloke ur owner?
Dog:Yep.
Vnt..:How does he treat u?
Dog:Quite well. He walks me 2x a day, feeds me great fud, and tkes me to the lake once a week to play.
Villager:(luk of utter disbelief)
Vntrlquist:Mind if i talk to ur horse?
Vllger:The horse doesnt talk either..as far as i know.
Vntrlquist:Hey horse, how's it goin?
Horse:Cool.
Vllger:(absolutely dumbfounded)
Vntrlquist:Hw does he treat u?
Horse:Good. he rides me regulrly, brushes me down oftn, and keeps me in barn to protect me from d weather.
Vent..:Mind if i talk to ur sheep?
Vill..:(in panick)the sheep's a f**king liar!!
2007-06-20 08:27:40 · 15 answers · asked by Roanour B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Panick means alarmed, fear, fright, sudden strong fear.
2007-06-20 08:40:39 · update #1
gimme a star if u liked it. or if u dont want to, its ok.
2007-06-20 08:42:53 · update #2
Yes. Very very good.
2007-06-20 08:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best bit was you having to explain what panic means even if you gave us a Sunday spelling.
2007-06-23 23:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baaaaaaaaaa!
Sorry couldn't think of any thing more corny.
ad gustum - "to ones taste"
2007-06-20 08:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm i could not understand 1 word you wrote..... cept maybe how and cool or sheep but what the devil is panick???? im just confused
2007-06-20 08:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol-funny joke!! xx
2007-06-20 08:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..I love blonde jokes!!
2016-05-21 00:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by sheree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha best laugh i've had all week give yourself a star *
2007-06-20 08:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. now what did he do to the sheep? *wonders*
2007-06-20 08:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao babe thanks for the laugh keep em coming star and a kiss for you ! mwah ;0) mmmmmmmmmwah x
2007-06-21 22:59:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so he was pulling the wool over his eyes then!
2007-06-20 10:39:44 · answer #10 · answered by misterman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋