All categories - 30 May 2007

There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced an jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation, considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, (if you eat them they make you pucker, because they are so sour) and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said:
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday."

2007-05-30 14:23:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

because nobody hears it anyway,and if you can hear, which part of your organ? ole, ole, around you going to nose around if you can? if your deaf, how can you share what the lyrics are? your guess is goof. why the singer is wearing a headphone? coz, its fun singing to the head of listening.

2007-05-30 14:23:01 · 6 answers · asked by medrianna 1 in Polls & Surveys

"Last of the Red Hot Lovers" (Simon) and "Lovers and Other Strangers" (Bologna) are favorites - I'm just wondering what else might be out there in the same vein- light, funny, wacky, and easy-to-put-together in a small area.

2007-05-30 14:23:01 · 7 answers · asked by pam2who 3 in Theater & Acting

GO SPURS GO!!!

2007-05-30 14:22:57 · 10 answers · asked by Aries5821 3 in Basketball

MERRYX-MAS!

2007-05-30 14:22:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He told her they cannot not do a DITY move or get reimbursed becasue they weren't married when he got stationed there. They just got married this week and his superiors will not let him off to get her an ID or sign up for onpost housing and other benefits that he should get because they are married. She is staying at a friends house there but needs to come back here to get her things and find a place to live down there. She is only 18 and it is hard to convince her how costly this will be. She has almost exausted all her savings to go down there and marry him and he only gets a small check this week. Hardly enough to get an apartment. I know they are young and foolish for doing what they have done but what's done is done and I hate to see her come home and depend on mom for gosh knows how long becasue this guy if feeding a line of you know what.
Is it true that the ARmy will not allow him to move his wife to be with him jsut becasue they weren't married when he was starioned .

2007-05-30 14:22:55 · 6 answers · asked by JENNLUPE 4 in Military

i am going to try to write a mock newspaper article, any writing tips are welcome

2007-05-30 14:22:44 · 1 answers · asked by thunda111 2 in Media & Journalism

It feels like my stomach has stopped digesting the food. Like, I'll eat something in the morning,1 small cup of coffee and a small danish, but then lunch time I'll still feel full, so i usually skip lunch. Once I get home, usually at 6-7pm i may eat something else and then my belly looks like i ate a ton of food and I feel like it too. I've been taking a digestive enzymne that seems to help a little but I'm still trying to figure out why? I'm not a big person as I am 6'1 about 185, thin build but my belly is bulging and I'd like to get rid of eat

2007-05-30 14:22:24 · 4 answers · asked by kc 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-30 14:22:23 · 5 answers · asked by Habt our quell 4 in Psychology

does anyone know when the movie "if god were the sun" is going to show again on life time? how's the movie?

2007-05-30 14:22:21 · 2 answers · asked by duck2duck1992 1 in Movies

2007-05-30 14:22:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

tandy corporation
pf 3601736

2007-05-30 14:22:02 · 2 answers · asked by wright1040 1 in Home Theater

I always seem to get a swelled head.

2007-05-30 14:22:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok...well my ex boyfriend invited me to hang out w/ him today at the lake. well i went and we had fun. but we started cuddling like we were still together. now don't get me wrong...i liked it. i mean i still love him a lot! and we still talk and stuff and everyone thinks that he still likes me a lot. i think he might too. but why did this happen?! i mean...like i said b4, don't get me wrong...i liked it and im glad it happened. but should i go ahead and ask him back out or what?!

2007-05-30 14:21:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

called the phone company....but (please read on), every time I call, my phone call is cut off. It did this earlier today when I was on a very important call, too.

The po-po say that it's the phone company's issue, not theirs, and that there is *nothing* they are able to do, as they have no equipment to do anything to check and find out.

ridiculous static, or distance when talking to people. The calls to my phone company would end with a "beep" (same as with the important call earlier), or distance to the point where the person I'm talking to can't hear me, then I can't hear them, and it sounds like someone's there, but there isn't. The biggest issue otherwise is the static.

help?!!!

All lines are DSL....thanks!

2007-05-30 14:21:46 · 10 answers · asked by silver butterfly 3 in Land Phones

2007-05-30 14:21:45 · 5 answers · asked by leo t 1 in Politics

Does recycling help? I want to help save the environment by recycling, but does my action really make a difference or not.

2007-05-30 14:21:43 · 26 answers · asked by Nelke 2 in Green Living

What is the quickest way to find a know-it-all?

2007-05-30 14:21:37 · 141 answers · asked by Hugh Javagina 2 in Other - Destinations

2007-05-30 14:21:34 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

2007-05-30 14:21:31 · 9 answers · asked by Kayla R 1 in Tasmania (Hobart)

I still like the backstreet boys. First, they all can sings and have a variety range of vocals. I like the boy band that all of their member not one or two of them.Then, they are sort of.,have kind of bad boys image. The songs in their albums were also great. Other boy band like take that and 5ive are also good.

2007-05-30 14:21:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i say soda...what about you?

2007-05-30 14:21:20 · 335 answers · asked by girlnamedfreak 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-05-30 14:21:20 · 59 answers · asked by emilystrange9cats 1 in Movies

2007-05-30 14:21:14 · 4 answers · asked by Sam D 1 in Garden & Landscape

put the cheese sandwich in the pop-up toaster ?

2007-05-30 14:21:11 · 14 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Polls & Surveys

today i found out the guy i like that always picks on me and teases me and tries to holdmy hand....has a girl friend. I mean i just heard it from a friend and i dont know if its really true. I never see him at school holding hands with anyone else or talking to one girl alone or anything like that. because my friend said that her friend indigo heard his friends saying that he has a girlfriend but just saying the first name, i mean couldnt his friends just be talking about someone else. she wasnt really listening to him. so should i have a friend ask him if he does have a girlfriend and if he does i guess i'll just move on.

2007-05-30 14:20:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

well not you...but i want to bang my head on the wall because i just treated my brother the way my dad use to treat me...and every now and then i find i tend to act like my father, i always consider my dad to act really "ignorant". So i don't talk much to him, its just the way it is. I dont hate my dad, i just prefer if i give myself some space. So yea,do you hate it when your parents traits come out in you every now and again?


banging my head would hurt...so i need my boobooo ")

2007-05-30 14:20:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anthony L 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Some inconsiderate prick stole my laundry basket and I just realized that they also stole two towels out of the dryer I was using.....what the hell? I hope I find the person who did it. It's not the money factor obviously, it's the fact that they think they can just go into someones laundry and take it.......ugh!!!

2007-05-30 14:20:19 · 11 answers · asked by New Year, New Me 3 in Law & Ethics

My treat-- what you do want?

I'm having a double meat, protein style, grilled onions.

2007-05-30 14:20:15 · 13 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 14:20:14 · 23 answers · asked by QueenofSelics 2 in Other - Pets