There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced an jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation, considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, (if you eat them they make you pucker, because they are so sour) and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said:
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday."
2007-05-30 14:23:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i laughed out loud
2007-05-30 14:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-05-30 19:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twath wath pewty pute.
2007-05-30 14:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very. very funny
i laughed out loud - good one - so I gues the organist stayed
2007-05-31 20:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got 2 many big words
2007-06-03 02:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥emily elizabethhh♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke but still funny.
2007-05-30 15:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by don't plagiarize 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-30 15:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one again Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-05-31 04:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No guesses as to what he has been sucking on . Pretty good.
2007-05-30 14:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tracker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AaHahahaha! No, He didn't!! Hahaha!
2007-06-02 15:23:34 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋