All categories - 30 May 2007

When it's your birthday and friends or family very nicely invited you to celebrate and brings out a cake that you absolutely hate (in my case, cheese cake), what do you do?

I can't even finish one slice of cheese cake...

2007-05-30 23:51:10 · 18 answers · asked by Lilliana 5 in Etiquette

Dear sir, i am employee in P company. I was applied my passport at 20 days before police enquiry is completed.in this mean time i got job oppurtunity for Dubai but I can't have a passport now. If it is possible to get my passport immediatly. if any other procedure you konw kindly inform to me. I am in Tamilnadu.

2007-05-30 23:50:26 · 5 answers · asked by jega 1 in Law & Ethics

A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

2007-05-30 23:49:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i'd prefer not to spend a fortune on this because i'm saving to go travelling shortly after the wedding! i don't like suits or any colours that are too dark (no black!)any help is appreciated. i think its going to be quite an "artsy" wedding...

2007-05-30 23:49:55 · 7 answers · asked by thimple 2 in Fashion & Accessories

Not thought of as being as important to separate as, say, separation of church and state?

if the media ever teamed up with the government, (and they may already have), a propaganda machine would be produced that would keep americans so blind that they may just allow the government to do whatever they wanted, so long as they could still have an illusion of being free. Why don't people ever consider this a threat to our freedom, the way that separation of church and state is?


news sources already promise the government to not ask tough questions, so that they will allow them into the white house press core or set up interviews for them - this alone is a slippery slope, giving the government this kind of power.

2007-05-30 23:49:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2007-05-30 23:49:13 · 1 answers · asked by Seashell 1 in Botany

i wanted to fly out to space and invent some theory about the space, but finally I landed up being inventing light rays. My son has the same feelings, he wanted to be some one with NASA.
How can he join the space program ? we are in India and he is just 10 years old with a telescope who stares at the space.

2007-05-30 23:49:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-05-30 23:48:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll go to see Hamlet in the National Theatre.

2007-05-30 23:48:43 · 20 answers · asked by answermachine 2 in Languages

My brother and I are kind of close- not in a love way but, you know. Well, it started when I was 13 and walked in on him taking a shower but now I'm 16 and he's 17. I had to keep asking him to show me how he (you know) cos I was curious about what boys do and one day when Mum was out I showed him what I do and I could see him getting hard- and then I asked him again to show me and he did. And now we watch each other touching ourselves, I know it seems a bit yuk, but we both get really excited watching each other in pleasure. We've never touched each other one- only ourselves and he and I both have a girlfriend and boyfriend now. But is this really wrong- I mean we only watch- is that bad or unnatural?
Has anyone ever done this before or has similar experience?

Can someone please give me a really, really, really serious answer- because I'm telling the truth and don't want all stupid dirty answers.

2007-05-30 23:48:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-05-30 23:48:20 · 9 answers · asked by slowmo382000 1 in Diet & Fitness

There was a little boy who went to a public school. His math grades, however, were slowly dropping, and he wasn't learning much. Because of this, the parents decided to send him to a more strict school, where he might learn math better, and might be more inclined to learning. The chose to send him to a prestigious Catholic school. Reluctantlly, the child went to school. But day after day, the parents noticed that his math grades were rising, and he was learning more than they ever expected. Finally, the parents decided to ask him why he was doing so well, because they just couldn't understand. The child replied to this by saying, "Well mommy, I knew they meant buissness when I first arrived and saw a man nailed to a plus sign!"

Good or bad? Post any funny jokes you have.

2007-05-30 23:48:04 · 12 answers · asked by Theo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have always suffered from mouth ulcers, and noticed lately I have had more when i've eaten tomatoes. I love tomatoes, but i did one of those chinese allergy tests once which told me I had an allergy to them? I dismissed it, but maybe it was right! Anyone else had similar problems?

2007-05-30 23:48:04 · 11 answers · asked by Girlsgirl 1 in Other - Health

Is it true that sometimes a white person will be treated rudely by a black cashier at a fast food restaurant and not complain about it because they feel that blacks have a right to be that way? Is it true that sometimes, if a black co-worker raises his voice to a white person, the white person will let it go since he believes that black people have a right to be angry? Is it true that there have been times when black people have threatened white people with violence and the white person did not report the incident since he thought that black people have been treated so unfairly in the past that they should be given some leeway? What is the name of this phenomenon, if it exists? Is there a related phenomenon called "white guilt"? Is it true that some white people feel guilty for past wrongs committed against blacks? Do they fear that black people might ge angry and give them leeway as a result?

2007-05-30 23:47:35 · 14 answers · asked by pomosimulacrum 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I was wondering, in the movie Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, what specifically did Harold and Kumar order?

2007-05-30 23:47:29 · 4 answers · asked by baimoo 2 in Movies

and couldn't decide which answer was best?

2007-05-30 23:46:36 · 27 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 23:46:31 · 10 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

How trips and excursions help in the overall development of students?

2007-05-30 23:46:26 · 2 answers · asked by kavita k 1 in Homework Help

C'mon, now don't be shy.

2007-05-30 23:46:04 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 23:45:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

Preity is really the queen of bollywood.
Kareena is dust compared to her.

2007-05-30 23:45:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Someone
I don't
That was [him/her]
Let's go out in the hallway

2007-05-30 23:45:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-05-30 23:44:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

a fellow member of the congregation caught the holy ghost last sunday in church. the deacon accidently lost his grip on her which caused her to fall and hit her head on the pew. at first she said she was alright, but later that night she said she was going to the hospital and she may sue the church.

who is responsible in this situation: the holy ghost or the church. the church didn't tell her to get the holy ghost. she got it of her own free will.

praise and glory!!

2007-05-30 23:44:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

charging .99 cents for a kiss or $1 for a hug?

2007-05-30 23:43:48 · 18 answers · asked by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 in Polls & Surveys

Are rubies used in other products for the use of low friction?
They seam to be used in watches because "they're the best". But now i wonder why i never really see them used anywhere else.

2007-05-30 23:43:18 · 3 answers · asked by Yoho 6 in Engineering

2007-05-30 23:42:26 · 14 answers · asked by Monk 4 in Politics

all the hype over such a crap tv show such as bb,its on c4 but its covered in one way or another on every channel,i pay tv licence for this crap,why should i ?does anyone agree ?

2007-05-30 23:42:02 · 23 answers · asked by leec 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know this is going to get deleted so answer quick!

2007-05-30 23:41:55 · 37 answers · asked by James T 3 in Polls & Surveys