It was late one night while I was on my soft sofa in the living room. Enjoying a pimp my ride marathon after a long week. The house completely still while my parents were upstairs sleeping. And then, finally the good part of pimp my ride was on, the part where the person goes crazy after seeing their new ride. Then all of a sudden I heard the curtain blinds move slowly. I looked over in the direction of the noise and nothing, I guess it was just the cool night air blowing on it that caused it. But no! There was the noise again...was i going crazy? That is all I could think of at the moment until my eyes confirmed my ears. THE F***** ROACH! It climbed on to the couch. "Oh s****" I said in my mind. I jumped off that couch like a crackhead off the bench for a quarter on the floor. "what should I do"...I didnt know...I looked around me to see what I could use to fight in this war. But because of it on the couch i could not squish it there; its guts would be all up in the material.
2007-05-25
08:18:15
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