It was late one night while I was on my soft sofa in the living room. Enjoying a pimp my ride marathon after a long week. The house completely still while my parents were upstairs sleeping. And then, finally the good part of pimp my ride was on, the part where the person goes crazy after seeing their new ride. Then all of a sudden I heard the curtain blinds move slowly. I looked over in the direction of the noise and nothing, I guess it was just the cool night air blowing on it that caused it. But no! There was the noise again...was i going crazy? That is all I could think of at the moment until my eyes confirmed my ears. THE F***** ROACH! It climbed on to the couch. "Oh s****" I said in my mind. I jumped off that couch like a crackhead off the bench for a quarter on the floor. "what should I do"...I didnt know...I looked around me to see what I could use to fight in this war. But because of it on the couch i could not squish it there; its guts would be all up in the material.
2007-05-25 08:18:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So I threw the empy gatorade bottle at it. As the bottle was floating in the air everything seemed to be going in slow motion. The roach got hit! Victory? NO!...The thing started to fly. "oh **** it can fly" I ran for cover by the stairs...two seconds later i went back to see where it had landed. Slowly i went back, cautious as ever...my senses were at their highest. I looked everywhere, and nothing. I could not just ignore the fact of the enemy in my own home so I had to continue the search. I got on the floor and looked around. "There you are!" the smart thing was using its camo skills to blend his color with the color of the dining room chair. It was there vertically on the leg of the chair thinking I could not see it. I looked around once again and I found a mop near by. Slowly I ramed the mop against the chair to knock the roach unconscious...it was knocked out but not dead. And there was no Raid! So I had to improvise. I got the windex bottle and sprayed it...nothing, all it did
2007-05-25 08:18:49 · update #1
was make it shine...then i got the oxi clean...again nothing, it only made it clean. Damn, what should i do now? Think... Think...! Got it! BLEACH! I got the Febreze bottle, use the last bit of it on my BAPE sweater, poured a little bit of bleach with a little bit of water and sprayed the son of a *****! HA...HA...HA! Got you sucka! Ten minutes after the war was started it ended. And the worse part is I missed the ending of Pimp my ride! But you have to remember that wars are fought everyday and its up to you not to forget the raid if not the roach will jump on you!.......B THE SURVIOR OF THE ROACH WARS!
2007-05-25 08:20:07 · update #2
*****LMAO...This is funny as h*ll...something I would do. I hate them roaches...LOL...Wow...crackhead off the couch was hillarious...and also the stuff..(I 4got) Well anyway u said it jus made it shine...OMG...Classic..Star 4 u..Thanks 4 making me laugh..Wow...LOL******
Everybody else who dont think this is funny is corny...I dont care...give me a thumbs down if u want....THIS IS FUNNY
2007-05-25 08:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Lady 'S' 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
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2016-11-27 03:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im scared of roaches you got lots of balls man
2007-05-25 08:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if it was acted out in a dramatic fashion then yes. some of it is a bit too wordy, like your trying to sound smart. just go with flow.
2007-05-25 08:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Dayna R 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
damn was that the most stupid thing i have ever read and it was very far from makin me laugh
2007-05-25 08:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by shortcake 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Congratulations, you are now an official roach killer!!
2007-05-25 08:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
let me get high and read it again. I bet it will be funny then. lol
2007-05-25 08:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i'm sure this hundred foot thing you wrote is just HilAArious, but the thing is i have better things to do than be sitting here reading that.. even if i didn't, i'll pretend i do...
2007-05-25 08:23:04 · answer #8 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
not really but keep tryin!! ya'll have potential
2007-05-25 08:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by Toto! 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
DEATH TO THE ROACH
2007-05-25 08:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by simms 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋