All categories - 16 May 2007

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2007-05-16 09:51:21 · 18 answers · asked by AROB 2 in Football (American)

Pierre and Boudreaux were on a weekend hunt when they witnessed a UFO landing.
As the little green creatures descended from the craft Pierre said: " Mais what's dat?" to which Boudreaux replied as he aimed his gun: "I don't know, Pierre. But you better go back to de camp and put some rice on."

2007-05-16 09:51:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The air inside the air line is always the atmospher pressure at the ground What is the difference in air pressure in side and out side the air line at 15cm

2007-05-16 09:50:42 · 2 answers · asked by riazshahid67 1 in Physics

this is sooooooooooo stupid i know but knock knock whos there boo boo hoo dont cry its just a joke

2007-05-16 09:50:33 · 8 answers · asked by soccerchik200408 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I've recently heard that the second X-files movies is a go, but I can't seem to find any websites out there that confirm this. Does anyone have any idea whether this is just a rumor, or whether it's true?

2007-05-16 09:50:03 · 5 answers · asked by earlymorninglatte 1 in Movies

2007-05-16 09:50:01 · 22 answers · asked by christina m 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

I have only been playing about 3 months and get really frustrated when my opponent calls a hinder. Sometimes I make a down the line shot and I am between the path of the ball and my opponent. I feel like it is a good shot because I am hitting it down the line on the opposite side of the court making it difficult for my opponent to get there. I feel like he is simply caught in a bad position ( on the opposite side of the court). Sometimes I don't have time to move out of the way. If I hit a down the line kill (right on the wall) it is already coming back before I can move. Sometimes I don't move at all because I don't know which side my opponent is coming from and I don't want to get in his way. Hope this makes sense.

2007-05-16 09:49:59 · 4 answers · asked by davidgherron 1 in Handball

One day Boudreaux, his wife Clotile, and Boudreaux's friend, Pierre went to the city.
While Clotile went shopping, Boudreaux & Pierre decided to go check out one of them tall buildings.

Inside the building, Boudreaux & Pierre came to these big golden doors.

Boudreaux says,"Wonda wot dees doors lead to?".

So Boudreaux & Pierre stare at the doors for a few minutes until an old woman comes up to the doors. She pushes a button near the door, the doors open, she goes inside, & the doors close.

Boudreaux & Pierre watch as numbers above the door start to change from "1" to "2" to "3", then the numbers stop a while then change again from "3" to "2" to "1". Then the doors open and a beautiful young voluptuous woman walks out!

Boudreaux tells Pierre, "Mais you saw dat!? Hurry up--lets go find Clotile so we can put her in dere!"

2007-05-16 09:49:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.ktvu.com/news/13331818/detail.html?treets=fran&tid=2656403492813&tml=fran_12pm&tmi=fran_12pm_1_02000505162007&ts=H

Nice article there about a nice 19 year old boy from Arkansas who was "told by God to travel to Galvaston, Texas to find work as a minister." He is now in jail for PUTTING HIS 2 MONTH OLD CHILD IN A MICROWAVE because he couldnt take the demands of caring for her (but he is going to care for an entire congregation, right??)

Why does God call on these kinds of people to lead ministries?? Or, was this young man actually completely faithful and sane and was simply following another "test" like God tested Abraham, asking him to kill his own son???

2007-05-16 09:49:46 · 18 answers · asked by Athiests_are_dumb 3 in Religion & Spirituality

ive thought about how random lightning is, and ive already tried fireworks, but... i still think that i need a little bit of direction. any comments appreciated.

2007-05-16 09:49:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

2007-05-16 09:49:27 · 2 answers · asked by elemmathquestions 2 in Mathematics

It will have to have 7 generations. It could be simply printed or hand drawn, as long as it looks professional.

2007-05-16 09:49:27 · 4 answers · asked by True_Brit 3 in Genealogy

It's a riddle

2007-05-16 09:49:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am a 5'6" 160 pound female.. Some people say this is healthy, and i dont look it. I would still like to tone up my muscle some..i want to slim down my tummy just a little..

Im American/ French so im not built like a stick..

I run at least 5 miles everymorning. so running isnt really helping ~bay~

2007-05-16 09:49:21 · 9 answers · asked by Bay 2 in Diet & Fitness

How come i get mixed up with him just liking me as a friend or as more than a friend?

2007-05-16 09:49:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I was always a good student, I got into a good university on a scholarship, studying computer engineering. However, I couldn't study because I could never figure out why I should get a degree.

Why is it? Is it to get a job? I've worked on a lot of commercial projects, and I got those jobs based on pure talent and skill, nobody asked for my degree, and I got paid as much as a "real" engineer would have.

And if I don't want to get hired, I don't need a degree to set up my own company, do I?

So why does everybody always say that you need to have a degree? So I'm thinking, wouldn't it just be a better idea to quit school and spend my time doing something more productive?

2007-05-16 09:49:09 · 7 answers · asked by Yes 3 in Higher Education (University +)

I have very bad psoriasis in winter but come summer and I manage to get rid of all of them. I go to the pool at least one a week, and bathe in the sea three to four times a week. I found that if I apply Ambra solar on my legs and elbows In a matter of a week or two I get rid of my soreness. I think that the chlorine help as well . The only place that seems to never stop itching is my scalp. No matter how may shampoo I get prescribed nothing seems to work. I wish I could just shave off my hair and expose it to the sun, but I don`t have the courage to do it, and I don`t think my husband will approve.

2007-05-16 09:48:58 · 4 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Skin Conditions

What is the average weight of a female that is 5'8"..??

2007-05-16 09:48:57 · 3 answers · asked by Squirrel 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-16 09:48:52 · 9 answers · asked by Cringeworthy 2 in Mental Health

What is the best way to become a strip club manager? What qualifications will I need. I have some management exp, but not in any kind of clubs.

2007-05-16 09:48:39 · 3 answers · asked by Big M 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

Pierre and Boudreaux wanted to go hunting, but didn't have a place to hunt.
Pierre said, "The old farmer down the road is a friend of mine. He's so old, that he can't even get out into his fields anymore. I'll bet he would let us hunt there."

When they got there, Pierre told Boudreaux that he would go into the house, and ask for permission to hunt on the farmer's land. Pierre went into the house, and his friend, the old farmer said, "That's all right with me, but could I get you to do me a small favor in return?"

The farmer said, "Mud Bug, my old hunting dog is so old, he is in constant agony. I need to put him out if his misery, but I just don't have the heart. Before you take to my fields, could you please use your gun and do it for me? He's in the front yard, he's in so much pain, he can't even make it into the house any more."

Pierre said that he would help the old farmer, and went out into the yard, to tell Boudreaux that they could hunt there.

As he was walking down the front steps, he got an idea for a joke that would scare Boudreaux.

When Boudreaux said, "Did he tell us we could hunt on his land?", Pierre, for a joke, said, "No, that's the meanest old farmer I've EVER met -- I'll show HIM!!" Then he shot the old dog, and said, "That'll show him."

Boudreaux ran to the farmer's barn, and Pierre fell on the ground, laughing, because he scared Boudreaux enough to run away and hide.

Suddenly, Pierre heard, "BLAM......BLAM." Then Boudreaux ran out of the barn, and shouted to Pierre, "O.K., I got the horse and cow... Now, let's get out of here."

2007-05-16 09:48:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What Motivates you to do anything at all?

2007-05-16 09:48:19 · 18 answers · asked by Aycilla 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:48:09 · 58 answers · asked by Bob 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am 17 days past ovulation. I had what I would guess was implantation pain/cramping on May 8th which was 9 days past ovulation. I have been nauseusor queasiness, frequent head aches, constipation, frequent urintation, lots of cervical mucus, I am constantly tired, my breast feel a bit heavier, nipples are sensitive when bumped or touched, odd twinges in my lower stomach from time to time, aversions to foods and certain smells, horrible heartburn and probably some other thins that could be symptoms . I should have gotten AF yesterday but haven't yet. This was our second month of Clomid. But I don't wanna waste time with a hpt because no women in my family has ever gotten a pos hpt before they were 3 months pregnant. Does anyone think there is a chance I could be.
FYI I go for a blood test on May 21st

2007-05-16 09:48:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2007-05-16 09:48:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

You can include the time zone if you want.

I was born at 12:54pm CT.

2007-05-16 09:47:57 · 34 answers · asked by SPORTS GUY 4 in Polls & Surveys

Stefano DiMera returns in just a few short weeks!

2007-05-16 09:47:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

I'm talking about universal health care paid by the government (and your taxes) like the NHS in Great Britain.

I lived there for 7 years and both my children were born there - with my ante-natal care, two c-sections and one child in special care for a week I probably would have gone bankrupt in the USA - but over there I didn't pay 1 cent!

Do you think it could work over here??

2007-05-16 09:47:47 · 17 answers · asked by dojopage 1 in Government

2007-05-16 09:47:40 · 4 answers · asked by torso67 1 in Diet & Fitness

What a waste of paper! I've called the companies to complain, to no avail. What can I do?

2007-05-16 09:47:38 · 15 answers · asked by red line 3 in Other - Environment