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Pierre and Boudreaux wanted to go hunting, but didn't have a place to hunt.
Pierre said, "The old farmer down the road is a friend of mine. He's so old, that he can't even get out into his fields anymore. I'll bet he would let us hunt there."

When they got there, Pierre told Boudreaux that he would go into the house, and ask for permission to hunt on the farmer's land. Pierre went into the house, and his friend, the old farmer said, "That's all right with me, but could I get you to do me a small favor in return?"

The farmer said, "Mud Bug, my old hunting dog is so old, he is in constant agony. I need to put him out if his misery, but I just don't have the heart. Before you take to my fields, could you please use your gun and do it for me? He's in the front yard, he's in so much pain, he can't even make it into the house any more."

Pierre said that he would help the old farmer, and went out into the yard, to tell Boudreaux that they could hunt there.

As he was walking down the front steps, he got an idea for a joke that would scare Boudreaux.

When Boudreaux said, "Did he tell us we could hunt on his land?", Pierre, for a joke, said, "No, that's the meanest old farmer I've EVER met -- I'll show HIM!!" Then he shot the old dog, and said, "That'll show him."

Boudreaux ran to the farmer's barn, and Pierre fell on the ground, laughing, because he scared Boudreaux enough to run away and hide.

Suddenly, Pierre heard, "BLAM......BLAM." Then Boudreaux ran out of the barn, and shouted to Pierre, "O.K., I got the horse and cow... Now, let's get out of here."

2007-05-16 09:48:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

Pretty funny! lol! 8/10!

2007-05-16 10:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 3 0

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2016-11-04 03:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You need to be ashamed of yourself....you know that is funny...Is your last name Thibodeaux,I might know you...?

2007-05-16 11:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0 0

you rock
that was phenominal

2007-05-16 10:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0 0

LOL

2007-05-16 09:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by Volleyball Chick 2 · 0 1

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