All categories - 16 May 2007

I did something bad at school and the principal will call my parents to inform them. Anyway out? Please answer this as he will call any minute now!

2007-05-16 09:54:58 · 21 answers · asked by Mr. Smith 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

Ya momma so fat, when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions.

2007-05-16 09:54:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What should i do?

I know this is a really long description but please I need help with this situation!!! I like this girl and she knows I like her because I asked her to the dance in the beginning of the year but she said she had to go to her grandparents 50th anniversary and i know she was not lying because she was not at the dance. Now its towards the end of the year and I am still a little intimidated by her. I'm really good friends with her best friend if that helps. What should I do and how should I act around her. We are 13 years old and in 7th grade. P.S i talk to her every once in a while. Please help!!!

2007-05-16 09:54:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

My thinking is to buy a used car from private individual instead of going to a dealership. Is it best to first find the car your looking for, then apply for the loan? Or is it better to apply for a car loan with a set amount in mind, and then have the money ready to go once I come across the car Im looking for?

Thank you to all who answer

2007-05-16 09:54:53 · 12 answers · asked by Frank 2 in Buying & Selling

That really hits the spot for you?.... please get your head outta the gutter lol.

2007-05-16 09:54:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that in lil waynes "georgia bush" song he says that people who voted for george bush were "white cracka motha********" but if someone like eminem said that the people who voted for barak obama where "black n***** motha********" he would probably be dead within a week?

2007-05-16 09:54:31 · 14 answers · asked by austinblnd 4 in Politics

He has the chance to go to London from Cornwall in September to see Prince perform live. The young man in question has MS, is immobile, toatally dependent but still loves Prince! His family have bought the tickets for the concert but need to gwet him there and to arrange a suitable care setting whilst in London. This will be the last trip he ever makes and his mother needs a lot of help to make it jhappen.

2007-05-16 09:54:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

2007-05-16 09:54:17 · 13 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

2007-05-16 09:54:12 · 10 answers · asked by Dana 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend and i shoplifted a pair of sunglasses at jcpenny. they were only $24 dollars. We got caught. They told us that were going to get something in the mail, then we have to turn ourselves in. Whats going to happen after we turn ourselves in? Im scared that im going to jail. I have nothing on my record and im not that kind of girl to do that stuff. i know it was wrong, and i wasnt thinking at the time we did it. im never ever going to do it again. should we get a lawyer? Will i go to jail? i dont know! im sooo scared! can someone please help me?!?!

2007-05-16 09:54:07 · 15 answers · asked by lhsdancer06 1 in Law & Ethics

Who thinks Paris Hilton should do her jail sentence in Gtmo Bay, in Cuba?

2007-05-16 09:54:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda.

2007-05-16 09:54:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Determine the particular antiderivative f(x) if the following is true

f'(x)=1-(20/x^3), and f(1)=20

2007-05-16 09:53:53 · 2 answers · asked by devantea8 1 in Mathematics

I havent been able to find this stat,,, I would assume it to be Gretzky but I have to ask.. Who is the all time leader in SHORT HANDED GOALS ??

2007-05-16 09:53:50 · 4 answers · asked by buzzard b8 3 in Hockey

i just need a few major differences...other than GC does not require the substance to react to UV light.

ty a lot!!!

2007-05-16 09:53:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2007-05-16 09:53:09 · 8 answers · asked by mouse 2 in Singles & Dating

Or just the imbalance of the Earth's atmosphere?

2007-05-16 09:53:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-16 09:53:04 · 17 answers · asked by JessesGirl 1 in Elections

I was editing my word document so I could send it to my professor. When I tried to save it it said I was in "lock edit".
I have no idea how that happened. Then when I tried to save the document before sending it to the prof it said it was read only.

2007-05-16 09:52:41 · 3 answers · asked by wili 2 in Software

2007-05-16 09:52:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

2007-05-16 09:52:27 · 7 answers · asked by Mackenzie R 1 in Mathematics

Why is there always this head to head fight between white people and black people? No matter how many people on here say there shouldn't be one, there is always some sort of issue. I barely see anything about other races, which is a breath of fresh air, so why all the hate between whites and blacks? And if you don't have anything else to do but be a douche about it- move along!

2007-05-16 09:52:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I will give credit where credit is due to teams like the Ravens, the Bengals, the Steelers, the Jaguars, the Broncos, the Chiefs, and Titans, and even to the Dolphins and the Jets. But let's get serious.........Who would win an AFC Championship match up between SAN DIEGO and NEW ENGLAND? (remember that the Pats only one by a fieldgoal in a game that could have gone either way last January!)

2007-05-16 09:52:26 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Football (American)

Someone will get ten points... And you get two just for answering anyway... anything you like - say it

2007-05-16 09:52:18 · 114 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want to be able to print from my laptop without having to use a memory stick. i have a main computer with has a printer and internet connected, and my laptop already shares the internet through a wireless network. please tell me how i can add a printer to my laptop!

2007-05-16 09:51:53 · 7 answers · asked by xhxbananaxx 2 in Printers

choices are
a, midway
b, Iwo Jima
c, Leyte
d, naval Guadalcanal

2007-05-16 09:51:38 · 15 answers · asked by arslan_180 3 in History

I'm a 17-year-old female, 5'6, 141 pounds. I want to lose about 15 pounds. How many calories should I be eating to lose weight?

2007-05-16 09:51:35 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

What are some good vampire books BESIDES the Anne Rice novels? I especially like the horror/romance/fantasy type, yet I like them somewhat realistic. But any would do.

2007-05-16 09:51:31 · 21 answers · asked by Bellatrix 3 in Books & Authors

or will you just get fined if you have a good record (like me i have great grades) and btw i'm not planning on breaking in somewhere and stealing anything i just wondering because my cousin did something to this extent and i want to know whats gonna happen to him.

2007-05-16 09:51:23 · 33 answers · asked by i messed up 2 in Law Enforcement & Police