One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
2007-05-16 09:54:12 · 10 answers · asked by Dana 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FANTASTIC!!!!!!! :) :)
2007-05-16 10:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by lollipop07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use mostly Custom PCs built by DW Computers I have 3 Custom PCs (one is setup as a MCE Computer and 2 are used for games etc...) These have all worked great except the hard drives in the MCE were setup as a RAID 0 and one died one time, cant really blame DW Computers it worked flawless for 1.5years on 24x7and has been running now for another year without issues. I also have a Dell Inspiron Laptop which has been very good to me. Runs things very well. Tech support messed up and didnt ship the right cds to me and still havent. Their support blows!!! I have an HP Zt3xxx series laptop. This i got used and it has worked very well, except the battery only lasts 5 mins. All in all if your buying a Desktop go with a custom pc with name brand parts. Laptops, well get something you want and hope it doesnt have issues. So far i have had good luck with HP and Dell on the Laptops and No real problems with my desktops from DW Computers
2016-05-20 00:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-16 10:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great lol it made me laugh and ive never heard it before
2007-05-16 10:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by emmarose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL this is sooo funnyyy!!
2007-05-16 10:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
still good, i heard it before
2007-05-16 14:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wahahahahahah ..... thats what i called a joke
2007-05-16 10:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by edwardedz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2007-05-16 10:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha loved it :)
2007-05-16 11:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was hilarious!!!
2007-05-16 09:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by persononhere444 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋