All categories - 11 May 2007

An elderly couple are sat in pub celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The man leans over and whispers in the woman's ear,
'Remember the first time we made love all those years ago? It was on the fence behind this very pub...shall we do it once more?'
The woman giggles and agrees, so they finish their drinks and head off to the old fence at the back of pub. A drunk at the bar overhears them and follows them, hiding behind a tree to watch as they hurriedly undress and begin to make love against the fence.
Suddenly they burst in to action with the vigour of teenagers, having wild, frenzied sex that would put a hardcore porn film to shame. After a minute or so they finish, and the woman collapses in an exhausted heap. The man staggers back, breathing hard, and hitches up his trousers.
The drunk emerges as the old man mops his brow and says,
'I couldn't help overhearing your conversation and came out to watch- how on earth do you manage sex that wild when you're so old?'

2007-05-11 01:38:06 · 23 answers · asked by Nelson 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-11 01:37:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

I put my first shot on Monday. And on Tuesday I started with a sore throat which has gotten worse. Has anyone experience this? I know some of the side effects are fever, nausea (experienced this already), itching, redness at injection site, and dizziness. But sore throat? And today I woke up feeling a little stuffy. I don't know if I am going to come down with a cold. Thanks in advance for your answers =)

2007-05-11 01:37:15 · 1 answers · asked by ME 3 in Other - Health

2007-05-11 01:36:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Details: Some wires like the power switch have only 2 wires: an orange one(others have blue, red, etc) and a white one. what is white? + or -?

2007-05-11 01:36:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

No!!! Oh well.

2007-05-11 01:36:03 · 8 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6 in Polls & Surveys

And before the whiners show up claiming there is no such link. Name every non-religious terrorist group you can think of then start naming the religious ones. The religious list will 10,000 to 1 times longer.

2007-05-11 01:36:03 · 16 answers · asked by St. Tom Cruise 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-11 01:35:54 · 4 answers · asked by pramodshri_123 1 in Quotations

Okay, they they have the right to be afraid of Osama and Mullah Omar(if they really exist).The conduct of a few muslims can be taken as attribute of the religion.Some muslims can be good and some may be bad as in case of christains there is Bush and Blaire but also Mother Treassa

2007-05-11 01:35:49 · 14 answers · asked by shahinsaifullah2006 4 in Religion & Spirituality

My guy lied about going to the strippers and we worked it out. So I asked him if he got a lap dance and he said they don't do lap dances at any of the clubs in our city, he has never seen anyone get one or ever had one.

The reason I know this is BS is because I have gone to the strippers and seen the girls giving lap dances at many clubs to many patrons. Why would he try a bull s*&% me on this one?

Note: He does not realize I have ever been to a men's strip club.

Thanks for your help.

2007-05-11 01:35:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

My cat was spayed the other day and ever since I started giving her her medicine (amoxicillin), she has been sneezing a lot lately.

2007-05-11 01:35:34 · 4 answers · asked by Yolanda M 2 in Cats

usually when i blow my nose or wipe my eyes i use plain toilet paper. could i get germs from recycled paper?

2007-05-11 01:35:15 · 5 answers · asked by joe_the_rod21 2 in Other - Health

The latest and greatest

2007-05-11 01:35:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

introduction to political science

2007-05-11 01:35:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Hello. I have a credit score of 742. I was wondering if I should cancel my credits cards with a $0 balance? I want to keep my 2 (two) oldest accounts because it will show my credit history (such as never late, etc). See I think I have too many credit cards open. I have a total of 7 cards open, BUT I only use two of them (the two that I use are new b/c I transfered my other balances into them-total balance on both cards is $3,000) So should I keep the two cards I have had the longest (4 years) which carry a $0 balance and the 2 cards that have a balance on them? Which would leave me with only 4 open accounts; only two of them carring a balance. Should I cancel the other 3 credit cards which I do not use but carry a $0 balance (they are Walmart, Dell, and Lane Bryant. altogether avaliable credit of over $2,000)

But here is another thing to thing about. I am about to purchase a home here in the next 4 months or so. So I do not want my credit score to go down. Please help!!

2007-05-11 01:34:55 · 8 answers · asked by Teresa 1 in Credit

It's really frustrating.
I'm 16 years old and she he keeps reading my diary and my texts on my phone. She even reads my e-mails on the computer if I leave the room to get something.
I know some people are gonna say "She's your mother, she's worried about you" but I really don't like her doing this. I'm the type of person who keeps things to myself and don't get other people wrapped up in my problems... I don't like her reading my diary because I feel really powerless and intruded because all of my deepest thoughts and feelings are in there. (I've stopped writing in it now because of this).
She uses the things she's read against me too and she tells my siblings about it too.
I really don't know what I'm supposed to do anymore.
Any ideas?

2007-05-11 01:34:13 · 29 answers · asked by Hitomi 2 in Family

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2007-05-11 01:33:57 · 15 answers · asked by Dawn D 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-05-11 01:33:53 · 7 answers · asked by mercel boys 1 in Programming & Design

Appear in a play
Teach a class on entomology for the FBI
Enter his prize cockroach in a race
Teach a class at Williams College

2007-05-11 01:33:46 · 6 answers · asked by shane c 3 in Drama

People say i have baby teeth but all my teeth are permanent. I have never sucked a passie and Ive had two permanent teeth pulled. Why are they so small.

2007-05-11 01:33:45 · 2 answers · asked by CHA CHA 1 in Dental

"Taste the Rainbow"
and
*Eat it
*Buy
*Try
*Enjoy it
*Embrace it
*You gotta have it
*Taste them &
*Share them
in the ustedes command form in spanish?

2007-05-11 01:33:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

Vision.
Balance.
Hearing.
Sense of smell.

2007-05-11 01:33:21 · 14 answers · asked by shane c 3 in Drama

Top 5 Current:

1. Peyton Manning 100%, he has redefined the postion, will go down as the greatest ever!
2. Tom Brady...what can you say, the rings speak very loud
3. Carson Palmer...WOW, his future is very bright
4. D. McNabb...hate to say it
5. B Favre...whatever

All-Time!

1. P. Manning, without a doubt the greatest ever to throw a pig skin...he's God!
2. Jow Montana, greatest come back QB, got the rings, arm..can't say enough
3. Steve Young...awesome
4. Dam Marino...the number speak..no SB though, he deserved it
5. Johnny U...God I loved to watch him play

1# most over rated
1. Vick...just pathetic
2. Joe Namath...sorry but it true

2007-05-11 01:33:20 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I want to start some aerobics in my home at my convienence. I don't want anything that will be hard on my knees, but will still be effective in weight loss. Any suggestions?

2007-05-11 01:33:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

True
False

2007-05-11 01:32:58 · 4 answers · asked by shane c 3 in Drama

This question is about is about my wife. She was embarrassed to ask so I told her I would. Everytime she has her period, she says she is losing ( looks like little pieces of skin) tissue. S She said she finds it when she is peeing and when she has a bowel movement. We have been to so many Dr's and had so many test ran and no one seems to have a clue whats wrong. I know she bleeds for about 10 days and heavy when she is on her cycle. Her pap smears are all good. She has begged her Dr to do lap procedure and hormone testing and he won't do it. So we sent to 2 other Dr's and they said its probably endometriosis. What should we do? I know she is getting tired of all of this bleeding and freaked out seeing little pieces of skin tissues when she is in the bathroom. Heck, the Dr even saw the tissue come out during her pap smear and just blew i t off. She also has pelvic floor dysfunction and vulvodynia because of 2nd degree uterine prolapse. No hysterecemy was said. She is ANA+

2007-05-11 01:32:47 · 4 answers · asked by Leo S 1 in Women's Health

2007-05-11 01:32:45 · 7 answers · asked by Life goes on... 6 in Astronomy & Space

2007-05-11 01:32:42 · 5 answers · asked by simply76 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-05-11 01:32:36 · 7 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

True
False

2007-05-11 01:32:35 · 4 answers · asked by shane c 3 in Drama