An elderly couple are sat in pub celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The man leans over and whispers in the woman's ear,
'Remember the first time we made love all those years ago? It was on the fence behind this very pub...shall we do it once more?'
The woman giggles and agrees, so they finish their drinks and head off to the old fence at the back of pub. A drunk at the bar overhears them and follows them, hiding behind a tree to watch as they hurriedly undress and begin to make love against the fence.
Suddenly they burst in to action with the vigour of teenagers, having wild, frenzied sex that would put a hardcore porn film to shame. After a minute or so they finish, and the woman collapses in an exhausted heap. The man staggers back, breathing hard, and hitches up his trousers.
The drunk emerges as the old man mops his brow and says,
'I couldn't help overhearing your conversation and came out to watch- how on earth do you manage sex that wild when you're so old?'
2007-05-11
01:38:06
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Still panting, the old man turns to him and says,
'Fifty years ago that fence wasn't electrified'.
2007-05-11
01:38:40 ·
update #1