All categories - 10 May 2007

What is the total meaning for you whisiling at girls?

2007-05-10 03:07:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

A Aussie Joke

from black fella to white fella.
Dear White fella,
Coupla tings u orta no.
Firstly
Wen i am born, i’m black
Wen i grow up, I’m black
wen i get sick, I’m Black
wen i go out in a sun, I’m black
wen I’m cold, I’m Black
And wen i get scared, yes, i’m black
and wen i die, i’m still black.

but u white fella.
wen u born, u pink
wen u grow up, u white
wen u get sick, u green
wen u go out in a sun, u go red
wen u get cold, u go blue
wen u get scared, u go yella
and wen u die, u go purple

And u got the cheek to call me coloured!



Normal Jokes now

Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.


3 Tampons are walking down the street, theirs Maxi, Slim and Ultra, which on says “Hello”

None- They’re All stuck up C**nts

2007-05-10 03:07:31 · 9 answers · asked by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Just like gases, water can also exert pressure. If there's a structural problem on a submarine, the submarine is likely to be crushed as it descends. Is that true or false?


I took a test and The first time I answered true and it was right. Than I failed the test so I had to take it again that same answer was there so I answered True again but when I answered it true again they told me I got it wrong. I was just wandering if it was true or false

2007-05-10 03:07:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

It is about Islam

2007-05-10 03:07:19 · 6 answers · asked by berthatbaby 1 in History

I took my last pill at noon wednesday. I am taking Levaquin. I have been pumping and dumping for 3 days. I asked the pharmacist but he didnt sound too sure he said Friday. I havent checked with my doctor yet she is out of the office. Has anyone else had this similar problem?

2007-05-10 03:07:19 · 7 answers · asked by Sunflower 2 in Newborn & Baby

do u think the broncos can win the 2008 superbowl. and tell me why

2007-05-10 03:07:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

Doubtful DEI will let him take it with him....
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

2007-05-10 03:06:54 · 17 answers · asked by DOC 3 in NASCAR

Haulocost in England because it would offend muslims? I have nothing against muslims its just somethng I heard at school. Question number one is, is this even true? And question number two would be if it is...what is the heck do the muslims have to do with the Haulocost?

2007-05-10 03:06:51 · 26 answers · asked by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

d instructions & we would decide which option u should use,d next day when he called and offered his choice,I had another option from his,he got angry & an argument ensuied,d next day he came over & was stll angry,eventually I used d method he sugested because I was convinced it was better,but I told him even if he thinks his idea is better than mine, I would always still say my bit and unless I am convinced I retain d right to do things as I wish, and I would appreciate he understands that, he says he hates when I argue with him,& he dosent have time for that,we bandied words back and fort 4 a while,he asked,are u done almost thrice & made to leave,I didnt stop him,he hesistated at d door & even if he knew how to work it,he asked I come open the door,I did,he left still angry.He hasnt called me its day 3 today & I havent called him either,I got turned off cos he spoke to in a disrespecting tone,does this man really care about me or he's just a controlling man.Do I call or 4get him ?

2007-05-10 03:06:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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So, the country energy position is unique, besides as an energy consumer, it is also producing energy which makes it still positive in fossil fuel balance. Furthermore, the country still has oil and gas resources to develop.

2007-05-10 03:06:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

ANd do you demand your payment/ Return the money?

2007-05-10 03:06:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My PC SPEC

CPU: Pentium4 3Ghz
Motherboard: ASUS P5N-32-E SLI
Graphic card: ASUS EN6800 256MB 256bits
Power:500W
Memory: Elixir 512MB X2=1G

Any suggestion would be appreciated

2007-05-10 03:06:22 · 5 answers · asked by TONY BLAIR 1 in Software

It's for S+E assignment. We have to pretend to be convitcs in Australia and we are escaping to Java. We have to have a few reasons for why we want to escape there. Do you know why they would want to escape there?

2007-05-10 03:05:53 · 3 answers · asked by Shivi 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I live in an apartment and I want to know what type of flowers/plants can live in apartments w/ minimal sunlight (live on lower level, partially underground). What type are resilient enough to stay outside in hanging baskets or pots??

2007-05-10 03:05:49 · 3 answers · asked by Brittany 1 in Garden & Landscape

I have one and i like to weir it as a medalion ,but some people think it's ilegal to show your simpathy in public for germany in WW2, i think it's a symbol of onor for those ho wore in the batle front...

2007-05-10 03:05:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Read this :

"The son of satan is a consummate imitator and much of his success in deceiving men is due to his marvelous skill in counterfeiting the things of God".

I think the son of satan is Mohammed SAW and Usamah bin Laden. Do you agree with me ?

2007-05-10 03:05:29 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-10 03:05:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I mean what do you personally understand when you hear the term, and what do you mean when you use it?

And do you consider yourself to be patriotic?

2007-05-10 03:05:24 · 4 answers · asked by garik 5 in Other - Society & Culture

My spirit has been called to be a security gaurd at a Planetary Peace Conference. Where I kept an assassin from getting in.
To fight some warriors for a Glowing Blue Stone.
And I once led an army of white rats into battle?
WILD!

Hermes

2007-05-10 03:05:00 · 2 answers · asked by Hermes Trismegistus 2 in Higher Education (University +)

my next door neighbour and good friend is having a little girl. she isn't sure about names yet but likes alicia. the father is spanish (but no longer on the scene) and my neighbour has asked if i could find any pretty spanish names for a girl, either a middle name to go with alicia or a first name. i have no idea...could anyone help?

2007-05-10 03:04:25 · 48 answers · asked by xangel123x 5 in Baby Names

2007-05-10 03:04:25 · 15 answers · asked by .:*BeAuTiFuL*:. 3 in Other - Food & Drink

A few friends and I have started getting really into the whole music scene, but I'm starting to get bored with the bands that I know of. So any songs that you think I must hear in order to truly... live?

2007-05-10 03:04:19 · 14 answers · asked by Treyza T 2 in Polls & Surveys

OK, I'm going to try and explain this the best I can. I've never really used Flash before. I'm trying to make a screensaver using the iscreensaver program. I would really like for the screensaver to be somewhat interactive instead of just static slides. For example, maybe have a picture fade in and then text a few seconds later? Can anyone tell me how I would go about doing this? I'm totally lost!

2007-05-10 03:04:16 · 3 answers · asked by kristen C 2 in Software

answering questions in the poetry catagory

2007-05-10 03:04:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

need approx. 1-4 acres to build home.

2007-05-10 03:03:59 · 1 answers · asked by danfurnari 1 in Renting & Real Estate

She does have great boobs.

2007-05-10 03:03:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I have to choose between a 2007 Chevy Aveo (spring options package. Maui blue, Sun roof, 15' Wheels...) and a 2006 Kia Spectra. The Kia has more options but the reviews seem better on the Aveo. Anybody have either of these? Any problems. I am leaning toward the Aveo but I think it's because I like the color. The kia is white. Thanks for any help you can give.

(the price range for the two is about the same)

2007-05-10 03:03:13 · 8 answers · asked by Cheyenne 4 in Buying & Selling