A Aussie Joke
from black fella to white fella.
Dear White fella,
Coupla tings u orta no.
Firstly
Wen i am born, i’m black
Wen i grow up, I’m black
wen i get sick, I’m Black
wen i go out in a sun, I’m black
wen I’m cold, I’m Black
And wen i get scared, yes, i’m black
and wen i die, i’m still black.
but u white fella.
wen u born, u pink
wen u grow up, u white
wen u get sick, u green
wen u go out in a sun, u go red
wen u get cold, u go blue
wen u get scared, u go yella
and wen u die, u go purple
And u got the cheek to call me coloured!
Normal Jokes now
Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
3 Tampons are walking down the street, theirs Maxi, Slim and Ultra, which on says “Hello”
None- They’re All stuck up C**nts
2007-05-10 03:07:31 · 9 answers · asked by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The last one is my fav its easy, cause chick use tampons and yeah there being used
2007-05-10 03:14:51 · update #1
Mate ur a Pussy, im a girl and can sit there and laugh at that!
2007-05-10 03:19:30 · update #2
Im an Aussie but I like it the last one reminds of the bloke visiting New York he was an iceream freak, He liked all and any icecream flavor .He spotted a shop in one of the streets that said 72 flavors he went in and there they were chocolate orange strawberry and one he had not tried "Fanny Flavor" He bought a double went out side and took the big bite He was shocked it tasted like Sh it . He took it back and complained the sales man said you took too big a bite.
2007-05-10 03:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black Fella Jokes
2016-11-16 23:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smiled at the first two jokes. I just dont get the last one.
2007-05-10 03:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by kumiko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one I've heard before.
The second one made me chuckle
The last one grossed me out and offended me.
2007-05-10 03:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2007-05-10 03:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow....i think i'm gonna star this i tak eoffense to the last one but it still make sme laff LOL and the first one is what i like the best
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2007-05-10 03:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love them so funny
2007-05-10 04:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one was ok
2007-05-10 03:31:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
k la.. not bad.. kinda funny to...he he he
2007-05-10 03:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋