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2007-04-17 08:55:58 · 9 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Baseball

2007-04-17 08:55:47 · 7 answers · asked by gabrielle 1 in Languages

I just need something to carry in my purse (so it needs to be small) that can take pictures indoors. It would also need to have an LCD. I tried a $39 camera at Walmart but that was a bust. Any suggestions?

2007-04-17 08:55:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

2007-04-17 08:55:37 · 4 answers · asked by iiamteresa 1 in Chemistry

2007-04-17 08:55:36 · 46 answers · asked by MiMiCiTa 3 in Dogs

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

2007-04-17 08:55:32 · 12 answers · asked by sharron 2 in Jokes & Riddles

im 14 and weigh 145 lbs what kinda things should i be doing or eating to loose the extra weight before school ends??

2007-04-17 08:55:32 · 9 answers · asked by sexy shit 1 in Diet & Fitness

33 dead and all they can say is we need MORE guns.

"Respect for Life" LOL

They must think life is an episode of "gunsmoke"

2007-04-17 08:55:31 · 27 answers · asked by Jim W 2 in Politics

Not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?

2007-04-17 08:55:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The assailant in yesteday's rampage obtained his weapon in a perfectlly legal manner, and not from black market "criminals". Would more severe gun laws be in order in this case, or should we look elsewhere to solve the problem? Can someone use a gun to kill if there are no guns available?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070417/ap_on_re_us/virginia_tech_shooting

2007-04-17 08:55:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

i'm talking in the christians

2007-04-17 08:55:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

why would american try to mis-lead us, the truth is thay was white---white power

2007-04-17 08:54:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

what schools, courses
what do i do right after graduating, what college should i go to for pre-med... my goal is to get a residency at Johns Hopkins-- what do i need to do/??

2007-04-17 08:54:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2007-04-17 08:54:29 · 3 answers · asked by yeye 1 in Other - Health

my grandfather has recently passed, and it occured to me that i know nothing about my heritage. What is a good way to start looking up family member of the past.

2007-04-17 08:54:23 · 10 answers · asked by nellie1362 2 in Genealogy

A man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful brunette.

The puzzled brunette kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the brunette continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

2007-04-17 08:54:20 · 24 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

This would be the first time I've ever filed with my spouse, but we have a bit of a situation.

We did some freelance work in 2006, but saved all our receipts for expenses because of the freelance work. So..

A) Which form do I use for joint filing with deductions
B) How do I do deductions?? Is it the total of all the receipts that gets added up and then deducted from the total somewhere?

Any help is appreciated! Thank you!! :-D

2007-04-17 08:54:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

And why is it your favorite?
I do mean play and not poem or sonnet. Mine is _The Merry Wives of Windsor_. I think it is really funny and I have found quite a few women that wish they could do such things to two- timing men.

2007-04-17 08:54:15 · 10 answers · asked by Samarama 5 in Books & Authors

a period would kinda ruin the honeymoon

2007-04-17 08:54:11 · 18 answers · asked by fireman911 1 in Weddings

Is it not sad the lack of any respect to someone who was there, was shot at, carried fallen comrades, and would have gladly put themselves in harms way to spare a comrade? Dont celebrate us, dont coddle us, just dont be so darn disrespectfull. If you are one that says "I would never disrespect a VET" I will e-mail you over 200 comments from your LIB buddies who constantly bash us VETS. What a shame. I type this with tears....

2007-04-17 08:54:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Thank you for your reply

2007-04-17 08:53:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Easter occurs at the time of post-winter rebirth, and its symbols of rabbits and eggs are those of fecundity.

Has Christianity simply incorporated the ongoing pagan rituals of spring planting & rebirth as a way of coopting the symbolism for itself?

2007-04-17 08:53:24 · 7 answers · asked by NHBaritone 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I have 3 phone jacks in my house. 1 which is a double jack, which I wired in myself. After the wires leave the jackbox outside my house, i put a splitter in. when i test every jack, my tester claims its all wired correctly. but when i hook my fax machine up to the newly installed double jack, it makes the other 2 jacks act like a NO LINE. and the second double jack which my DSL modem is connected, dissconnect when the fax machine is in use.

2007-04-17 08:53:03 · 2 answers · asked by bradyanderson9_99 1 in Land Phones

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