This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."
She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.
"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."
The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"
The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."
So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.
Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.
She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"
The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."
Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.
The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.
When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"
2007-04-17 08:55:32 · 12 answers · asked by sharron 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha. yeah its pretty funnyy . . i get jokes really easily but i had to think about this one a second haha but still funny =)
2007-04-17 09:02:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-17 09:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by shira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um i didn't get through it all. The joke is WAY to long and you need to find a shorter one. The best jokes are short and funny.
2007-04-17 09:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's an old one, but still funny. LOL
2007-04-17 08:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is funny, but it needs to be summed up a little so it's not so long, and the punchline needs to worded different.
2007-04-17 09:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by j.c. 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cute
2007-04-17 09:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by luv bites (so do i) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its bloody long, and the punchline isnt that great...
2007-04-17 08:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by sonofa 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ummm....funny is a reach but it's cute!
2007-04-17 09:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ee 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
mm...not that funny, sorry
2007-04-17 08:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by plasticbag 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sort of...
2007-04-17 08:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♫♥~nycgirl~♥♫ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋