All categories - 8 April 2007

2007-04-08 18:10:19 · 9 answers · asked by Brinson H 1 in Newborn & Baby

Hi thanks for reading and answering to my question. I live in an english speaking country and am about to start my own small business which is a car dealer. I will import cars and sell them by myself. This job actually involves lots of language skills Since i am not a native english speaker I have a little language problem with this, especially when it comes to talking to a customer. So i just need a little support from you guys. What are the questions that are likely to be asked when dealing with a customer? Please give me the questions and answers. You know what i mean? Will be greatly appreciated. Thanks again.

2007-04-08 18:10:11 · 3 answers · asked by Narmandakh K 1 in Other - Car Makes

We were together for 5 years, she started ignoring me, 2 years ago, for someone else, and didn't tell me anything about his new bf. She started affair with new bf. For him, she ignore me, and also don't want to talk me, and didn't want to see my face. She never told me about her new bf. But Now she come back to me, by saying that she was with him, just as a good friend, But her friends are saying that they are in love. Now she wants to with me. What should I have to do. I am really guilt of myself that I have trust her, She was my first love, How did she cheat with me, that type of game.

2007-04-08 18:10:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

one buddy who was clearly drunk. He blew into the breathalizer and the reading came up Ho5. The warning light was blinking really fast, but other than that we were wondering exactly what the Ho5 reading might mean.
We joked that it meant "go straight to rehab", but it might not be too far from truth with this guy...Anybody out there NO JOKING, know what that means? No guesses please.

2007-04-08 18:09:52 · 7 answers · asked by Rackjack 4 in Law Enforcement & Police

And if you stop drinking milk with hormones in it, will the man boobs go away or will they still be there?

2007-04-08 18:09:47 · 4 answers · asked by M^3 1 in Men's Health

for a couple months my left wrist has been hurting me off and on, and it was usually just if i put a lot of pressure on it. but for the past couple days it has been constantly hurting and almost any movement/pressure on it makes it worse. i do type quite a bit, and i play volleyball. i used to have a habit of leaning on that wrist a lot, too. the pain feels kind of in the center of my wrist, a little more towards the top. WHAT COULD IT BE??

2007-04-08 18:09:29 · 10 answers · asked by doodle 2 in Pain & Pain Management

can anyone help me and explain to me how can antiderivatives can be solved??? and also indeterminate forms? i didnt understand the teacher and i have a test soon.....what are the different ways in getting antiderivatives etc etc... pleaseee

2007-04-08 18:09:20 · 2 answers · asked by claudia 1 in Mathematics

2007-04-08 18:09:11 · 8 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

How is different or they are together?

2007-04-08 18:08:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

While on vacation in Florida, I saw many homes with large cages/tents on their backyard porch that went all the way up to the roof. I assumed this was to keep alligators out, but is there a specific name for these cages/tents?

2007-04-08 18:08:11 · 3 answers · asked by jasonautica 1 in Reptiles

if they were observing us with a powerful telescope?

2007-04-08 18:08:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-04-08 18:07:50 · 2 answers · asked by rudderlady 1 in Washington, D.C.

2007-04-08 18:07:41 · 7 answers · asked by The Church Lady 3 in Religion & Spirituality

i want the most colourful and best looking fish. i know salt water fish and reef fish look better but i am just starting out and a salt water tank will be too complicated for me to maintain. also are trutles hard to look after and can they live in a tank with fish?

2007-04-08 18:07:39 · 7 answers · asked by P4BZ 4 in Fish

i love new jersey but we live in virginia the crap hole

2007-04-08 18:07:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

he called me and we talked for awhile of course i made him laugh...and smile..and he asked him if i would come get him and he can come over to my house chill whatever (we just started messing around)..and i was like no i got school tommorow and he was like yeah i do too i was just playing. I dont think he was playing because if i would of said yes he would have came lol u know. so did i hurt his ego cuz i know thats a really big thing with guys....and i dont want him to not call me no more. cuz i think i like him

2007-04-08 18:07:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I always go out with guyz you are jerks!! what do i do find the right guy.???

2007-04-08 18:07:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

...he use to be into plants and cars...now he's bored... and all I wanna do is help.

2007-04-08 18:06:43 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Kimchi♥ 4 in Hobbies & Crafts

I REEEAAALLY want to tell my uncle that i worship Satan (even though i dont even beleive in satan) and start doing wierd things like speaking in a non-existant laguage, you know to make him think i'm doing something satanic ^_^

and i only want to do it when he starts preaching to me.

am i a bad kid? or is this normal when a person starts trying to convert you???

[BTW i have allot of respect for the satanic comunity, i already know almost everything about them, short of owning their bible, which i hope to get by next year ^_^]

2007-04-08 18:06:40 · 26 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Religion & Spirituality

After highschool I plan to go straight to Africa. My entire life has been around wildlife and I want to work with animals until the day I die. But i'd like to get a job lined up in Africa before I get there. Does anybody know how I can do this? For example does anybody know of any wildlife conservation programs in Africa or anything? I've been looking on google, but I can't really find anything. Please lmk, anything would help. Thanks guys, you havent failed me yet!

J

2007-04-08 18:06:33 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

I know abortion is a terrible thing but i have no other choices right now! i want to ask if abortion is covered by insurance or do i have to pay up front when get it?! i heard u can also make payments for it! and how much is an abortions for the first weeks of pregancy?

2007-04-08 18:06:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

i know the meaning of those, i just wanna know more, with the meaning if possible

2007-04-08 18:05:34 · 4 answers · asked by leloo 1 in Words & Wordplay

Pornography is immoral.
The Ten Commanments are just so...decent...AND NEEDED by society!

2007-04-08 18:05:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-04-08 18:05:26 · 16 answers · asked by marissa w 2 in Singles & Dating

wanted to know if i ask my doctor for an ultrasound do she have to give me one see me and my husband have been trying to get pregnant and i really feel this time i am i prayed for this baby and i felt her in my dreams i know she's inside of me also when i went for my pap smear i told her i was trying to get pregnant so she checked me and i told her i havent had a period since december 4th and she ask me about birth control but she didnt want to even give me anything to start my period she said in two weeks she wanted to see me for a check pregnancy test because they all keep coming back negitive but i know i am i feel her move sometimes and its funny because im the only one my husband cant feel it also she just kept smiling at me the whole time like she just knew so cant you tell if a womans pregnant if you give them a pap smear if so whats the difference also for two weeks ive been spotting blood after intercourse and after the papsmear so would could that be?

2007-04-08 18:04:52 · 10 answers · asked by nykeria2002 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

The position vector for a particle moving in the xy plane for t being greater or equal to 0 is (10ln (1+t), 16sqrt(t)). The slope of the tangent line to the path of the particle at t=4 is????

2007-04-08 18:04:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Please help my bezzie is getting hitched!!!

2007-04-08 18:04:19 · 7 answers · asked by charlotte m 2 in Marriage & Divorce

To the citizens of the United States of America:-
In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus
to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then
look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at
just how incorrect your pronunciation has been. The letter 'U' will be
reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter
'U" is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to
spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix
”burgh” is pronounced “burra”, as in Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell
Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.
Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up
"vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler
noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient
form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more
'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with
bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on
your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account
of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize".
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It
really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire etc..
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the
good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English
characters.
British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf"
will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience
who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen",
but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get
confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of
football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders
may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no
longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult
game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby
(which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for
a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like
nonces). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by
2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don’t believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new
national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your
own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start
driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go
metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.
Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of
humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
are not real chips. Fries aren't even French; they are Belgian though
97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are
not aware of a country called Belgium.
Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all
tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be
doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will
be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted
provenance will be referred to as "Lager".
The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be
referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine", with the exception of the
product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as
manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold
without risk of confusion.

From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you
will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2008) prices with the
former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and
the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US
gallon - get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers
or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled
by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing
someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to
handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to
ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

2007-04-08 18:03:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am a graphics designer. when i was 10, my parent dead. I am so alone. sometimes I felt so guilty for myself. I don't know why, So that I smoke more and more to relax. I am so depressed, when its come to solve a problems of life. What should I have to do. Should I go to Psychologist, to change myself. How to people handle their problem of life. I need a opinion of all of You. Please Help.

2007-04-08 18:03:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-04-08 18:03:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anthea P 1 in Printers