The widowed Grandpa was on vacation with the family, and shared a hotel room and bed with his 17 year old grandson.
He awoke one night, and shouted, "Quick! Get me a Woman!! Fast"!, awakening his grandson.
The grandson answered, "Please, Grandpa! Calm down!
First, it's three o'clock in the morning, and you'll never find a woman at this hour.
Second, you're 82 years old!
And Third, that's MY willie you're holding, not YOURS"!
2007-03-16
04:13:13
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