The widowed Grandpa was on vacation with the family, and shared a hotel room and bed with his 17 year old grandson.
He awoke one night, and shouted, "Quick! Get me a Woman!! Fast"!, awakening his grandson.
The grandson answered, "Please, Grandpa! Calm down!
First, it's three o'clock in the morning, and you'll never find a woman at this hour.
Second, you're 82 years old!
And Third, that's MY willie you're holding, not YOURS"!
2007-03-16 04:13:13 · 16 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear, the Grandson is the Child of the Parents that took everyone on vacation..........lol.
2007-03-16 05:17:18 · update #1
mwhahahahahahaha
sorry , that's my laugh
2007-03-16 04:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 stars!!!
Like they say when you get old. #2 certainly was the case in grandpa's mind inside the hotel room that night:
1. never past a pit stop without stopping
2. never waste a hard-on, ever
3. never underestimate a fart
2007-03-16 04:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but doesnt make sence. the grandson is 17 and has a wife. thats illigal
2007-03-16 05:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by Ginny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, so this blonde who thinks she is sensible is drained of each of the blonde jokes so she dies her hair brunette. She is taking a visit via the country in her lambergini and sees a flock of sheep a farmer comes and says hi and shes like nicely it really is a very good herd of sheep you've, and then shes like if i wager precisely what number sheep are in ur flock am i able to have one in all of your sheeps and hes like particular. so she like 364 and hes like wow thats precisely proper anshe takes one and the farmer says nicely if i visit wager ur genuine hair colour am i able to have my dogs again?
2016-11-25 23:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be what every old man dreams about... Having a 17 year old one again. HaHaHa!!!
2007-03-16 04:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by littlemama_rules 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hehe - generation talking
2007-03-16 05:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute really cute! loved it! grandpa thought he had a hard-0n
2007-03-16 04:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow. can it get any better then that
2007-03-16 04:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt see that coming
2007-03-16 04:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is nasty but good. I like it!
2007-03-16 04:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by M Series 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋