All categories - 8 March 2007

A Welsh farmer walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announced
"This is the pig I have to sleep with when you refuse me sex".
His wife snaps back
"I think you'll find that's a sheep" T
he farmer replies
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep".

2007-03-08 01:58:52 · 22 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have been bathing my daughter in her First Years Infant to Toddler Tub. I would lay her in the reclined side (the infant side) to wash/rinse her hair, then she would sit in the toddler side to finish her bath. It worked perfectly.
But now she is outgrowing the tub. So my question is, now what? Some one told me to get a ring seat with a suction cup on the bottom for her and just set that in the big tub. But our tub has a non-skid bottom......the suction cup would not stick. Would the ring seat still work without being stuck down? Any other suggestions for bathing my daughter and washing her hair? She is not old enough to just sit up and put her head back, without losing her balance. And it takes 2 hands to lean her back, leaving none to wash/rinse her with.
What is the next step after the baby tub?

2007-03-08 01:58:52 · 16 answers · asked by ShellyLynn 5 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-03-08 01:58:46 · 5 answers · asked by josh f 1 in Basketball

Do you think we should or should not scrape daylight savings time.

Me, I'm in favour of getting ride of it. I know that I get the blues in the winter, not enough sun. You go to work it's dark, you come home it's dark. I really think that we should change it this weekend and then leave it alone.

2007-03-08 01:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Other - Politics & Government

I have not seen her in three years, but am travelling to another country to spend a week with her

2007-03-08 01:58:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2007-03-08 01:58:34 · 11 answers · asked by Axel K 2 in Languages

would not the one true god tell him what an earth year is?

islam uses the crescent moon as it's symbol and uses a lunar calendar and prior to islam they worshipped a moon god and still have a so called moon rock at the kaaba....
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/moongod.htm
The eastern cornerstone of the Kaaba is the Hajar el Aswad, (the sacred "Black Stone"), which is generally thought to be a meteorite remnant.
At the time of Muhammad, his tribe, the Quraysh was in charge of the Kaaba, which was at that time a shrine to numerous Arabian tribal gods.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaaba

2007-03-08 01:58:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-08 01:58:24 · 16 answers · asked by Stalin M 1 in Cricket

2007-03-08 01:58:24 · 4 answers · asked by Private 1 in Health & Safety

it seems like the mexicans are always coming out with wins vs.black fighters.and always have about half the pound for pound fighters in there ratings...why dont like philipino or white or puerto rican fighters come close to beating black fighters? i know the black pleople wont admit to it but reocrds dont lie.why do mexican fighters have good records against black fighters?

2007-03-08 01:58:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

2007-03-08 01:58:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

2007-03-08 01:58:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

I am very confused. I have been married for 7 yrs now. We have a 4 yr old son. About 3 yrs ago, my wife to me she doesnt love me the way a wife should. We VERY SELDOM have sex. However, she is fine just living together. I know she isnt cheating. She is home every non-working hour. We never really fight, but I am tired of having a room mate. I cant stand the thought of my little boy having to be from a broken marriage. What should I do? Live the rest of my life as a room mate?

2007-03-08 01:58:05 · 19 answers · asked by me 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I am pregnant and got "sick" in my bedroom a few nights ago. My husband and I used a steam cleaner that we got from my in-laws after we got up the bulk. The steam cleaner had a bunch of leaks and despite the fact that we kept our windows open (brrr) and put a small fan directly on the spot, the extremely thick remained wet for days. I had it professionally cleaned yesterday, but once it dried it smelled worse! Please help!!!

2007-03-08 01:58:02 · 4 answers · asked by shaunice03 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-03-08 01:57:55 · 2 answers · asked by Baby Girl 1 in Fashion & Accessories

How does one going about looking for biological parents? Born 1958 in Iowa adopted through Lutheran Ministries. All I have my original first name. It was a closed adoption.

2007-03-08 01:57:55 · 2 answers · asked by tonetones03 3 in Genealogy

okay I don't know if it makes any difference where things were bought but I will write it anyway, I have an English bought Laptop and I have been burning Octron 4x d.v.d,s bought in Portugal sucessfully, I have now got Benq 8x and Verbatim 16x that I bought in France and they will not burn, with the pack of Benq there was a free Benq rw disc which worked okay but the normal R does not burn, I am using NTI and CYBERLINK and they both refuse to use them, I have no reason to believe they are no good, I think it is me or my computer, is there anyone who can help me sort this problem, I am in Sicily now and I can't buy any more until I know what is wrong, as I will just be buying myself more problems probably, thanks Sue

2007-03-08 01:57:54 · 3 answers · asked by Sumel 1 in Other - Computers

What is your opinion on reparations for slavery? Is it realistic? Is it moral?

2007-03-08 01:57:54 · 13 answers · asked by heather n 1 in History

i have cable internet and i do disk clean ups and i use the disk defragmenter...but its still real slow? any ideas?

2007-03-08 01:57:50 · 5 answers · asked by courtney_terwillegar 2 in Other - Computers

2007-03-08 01:57:49 · 15 answers · asked by Lola 2 in Singles & Dating

can anyone find a site? or copy and paste it on their answers? this is URGENT. thx.

2007-03-08 01:57:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

For my part, I used to be a cocaine addict for YEARS. While on coke, I also tried pretty much everything else (with the notable exceptions of heroin, ketamin and rohypnol).

I did pills, shrooms, tabs, microdots etc.

I can't say I regretted doing a single one of them. Don't get me wrong, I had some really crappy times on them, as well as some really good times, and I'm glad I don't do them anymore, but there is not a single part of me that wishes I hadn't done them at all.

How about you?

2007-03-08 01:57:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 01:57:44 · 2 answers · asked by bugsy0072003 2 in Comics & Animation

Can I try some, too?

2007-03-08 01:57:44 · 32 answers · asked by Roxas of Organization 13 7 in Other - Food & Drink

yes indeed!!!

2007-03-08 01:57:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

I just recently had my hair dyed, and something irritated my scalp and left it feeling pretty itchy. Could this have anything to do with the swelling? I have also been very tired the past few days. My doc. is out of town and I would rather not go to the E.R. if it is not anything big.

2007-03-08 01:57:37 · 5 answers · asked by heather1234 1 in Other - Health

I was hangin out with this really hott guy the other day, that I have been crushin on real hard for a lil over a month now...but newayz we ended up havin sex. I don't regret it cuz I liked it..but I mean now it seems like it may have been a mistake. I don't want him to think that I'm sleezy. I mean he is only the 2nd guy that I've been with. What should I do??? Did I make a mistake?

2007-03-08 01:57:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating