A Welsh farmer walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announced
"This is the pig I have to sleep with when you refuse me sex".
His wife snaps back
"I think you'll find that's a sheep" T
he farmer replies
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep".
2007-03-08 01:58:52 · 22 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg:wish I could come up with a joke like that:
ROFLMAO
Just want to see the look on the "pig's" face,when she gets it.
Way cool joke :dude
10/10
Sky.
2007-03-08 02:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Englishman on a coach trip to Wales. Chap jumps up, says Stop the bus. He jumps off, has look round a field, returns to the bus. 'Can't believe it. I had my first sexual experience in that field. And her mother was watching!
'OMG' says one of the passengers 'What did the mother say?'
Bahaaa.
(Yer, Taffs get more than their share of stick on this. You know nothing until you support Derby Rams!)
But the PC brigade are killing this sort of jokes. If you cannot laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at anyone else. If it's a good joke - crack on (pun intended!)
But, never heard this one before, so star and thumb from me. Keep posting!)
2007-03-08 10:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bunts 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes good welsh one 10/10
2007-03-08 10:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
was the sheeps name baabara lol
2007-03-08 10:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class! Have a star!
2007-03-08 10:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by scamp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sheer genius. Baaaah.
2007-03-08 10:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not baaaaad!
Wales = where men are men and sheep are nervous
2007-03-08 10:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... That is funny 10/10 and a star from me
: )
2007-03-08 10:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was the funniest joke like ever
2007-03-08 10:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel but funny.
2007-03-08 10:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋