An Irish kid, an Italian kid an a black kid are on the play ground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Ok." They all agree. The Italian kid pulls down his zipper an whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. Not to be outdone, the black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the black kid's mother
asks him what he did at school today."Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book an then during recess, my friends an I played a new game called "Let's see Who has the largest weenie." "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. "Well, me, Anthony an Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because Im black. "Is that true Mommy?"..The mother replies, "No Hun. Its because ur 21."
2007-03-07
03:14:04
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