All categories - 26 February 2007

I think that Homer Sompson must be descended from these fools.

It's all very silly. All of a sudden the Trojans wake up one morning and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds!

You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts". Not logical.

How stupid were they?!

2007-02-26 22:37:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-02-26 22:37:25 · 17 answers · asked by k 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-02-26 22:37:24 · 23 answers · asked by Ear 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was going up the stairs, and I didn't pick my right foot up high enough....and yeah, I did it......I stubbed my big toe on the upper step!

OMG I am in agony here! It's all red, and the skin has been scraped off the tip! It might even bleed! I wanna cry.....but, since I'm forty years old.... I feel like big girls shouldn't cry.

Do you feel it?

2007-02-26 22:37:09 · 20 answers · asked by treefrog 4 in Singles & Dating

I don't know how to do my recent job which is not related with my major and it is very boring . But I have no other choice.It looks so hard to find a better new job .

2007-02-26 22:37:08 · 4 answers · asked by siciny 1 in Careers & Employment

ad where the scientists watch the community of hamsters using mint credit cards, sounds kinda 1970's tv program

2007-02-26 22:37:06 · 3 answers · asked by stuart h 1 in Television

2007-02-26 22:37:05 · 12 answers · asked by MALCOLM Precious 1 in Weather

2007-02-26 22:36:58 · 20 answers · asked by - 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-02-26 22:36:56 · 9 answers · asked by playing dr. 1 in Olympics

2007-02-26 22:36:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2007-02-26 22:36:43 · 8 answers · asked by mae 2 in Celebrities

diagonally speaking

2007-02-26 22:36:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-26 22:36:12 · 11 answers · asked by deepu 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-26 22:35:49 · 8 answers · asked by guardianangel 3 in Diet & Fitness

They never used to...
They are about 8/9 years old... Sisters from the same litter... Always used to be fine... used to sleep together and lick each other (cute!) But now.. They can't seem to stand the site of each other.. Always fight and hiss etc.
They are fine with the other, older cat that is no relation... and fine with the old dog and always have been... Just within the last year they seem to fight each other...
Any ideas??

xx

2007-02-26 22:35:47 · 14 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Cats

Jesus God Allah Buddha

2007-02-26 22:35:42 · 18 answers · asked by Four Eyes 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I saw a TV interview where Murdoch said that if the ALP had a Rudd/Gilard leadership that he wuold back them, and low and behold, Beasley is out and they are in, now I hear rumored that Murdoch was behind the Maxine McKew chalenge to Howards seat!! If this is so, I think Howard is in big trouble!!

2007-02-26 22:35:25 · 3 answers · asked by Robert C 2 in Other - Politics & Government

ok look my best friend since i can remember seems a li off i thik hes hurting inside when he walks and talks he looks at ground and he wont look anyone in da face he asks 4 permisiond to sit wit me when it should be agiven dat of course he can sit here i know ppl have hurt him but 2 wat extent i fear hes afraid 2 let go 4 some reason and i know its bad cause last week we had a small party jus 5 ppl and he was party animal drunk and yea he dance a lil dat was a lot of him there cuz he never dances in public but he was stll holding back we are r close so i dont know why not but at the begging of da semester his friend of 12 yrs just carried him infront of the entire collge i was ther i know he was hurting but he also dosent trust ppl he told someone and private secreat and they told da whole sophmore class then he was betraye alot but never b me wat can i do to help him he seems so akwardly hurt not only dat his family dosent care about him it seems im da only one hes got please help

2007-02-26 22:35:23 · 6 answers · asked by blueboy 1 in Friends

2007-02-26 22:35:18 · 5 answers · asked by thumba 5 in Primary & Secondary Education

2007-02-26 22:35:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

my friend has them prescribed to her. she lied about wanting a baby. she thinks her hair will grow in nice. is this true? also, can they really be prescribed?

2007-02-26 22:35:15 · 10 answers · asked by wcarolinew 2 in Pregnancy

Cant seem to achieve this affect while taking Photographs -
Dont understand how to control the Zoom in order to get the background blur - please explain how ???

2007-02-26 22:35:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

2007-02-26 22:35:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-02-26 22:35:08 · 10 answers · asked by Steve Laren 1 in Languages

2007-02-26 22:34:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

dental floss rocks

2007-02-26 22:34:48 · 5 answers · asked by country boy 1 in Dental

2007-02-26 22:34:36 · 7 answers · asked by Dj Enigma 2 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-02-26 22:34:36 · 4 answers · asked by Neece 2 in Horoscopes

2007-02-26 22:34:32 · 12 answers · asked by Jerrica Starlight 5 in Friends

2007-02-26 22:34:31 · 22 answers · asked by moblopo36 2 in Allergies