Okay, i was sleeping and i wake up to the wieght of a 100 pound doberman with feet like hammers (hence his name, 'hammer') slamming on my face, to jump off the bed, and he ran to my T.V in my room and my t.v is nxt to my closet to i couldnt see the front of it, and i saw what looked like a rat, or blob, and my dobe was barking at it so loud, he started to foam at the mouth, and all the hair on his back was up, And then all of a sudden it moved a little, so he bit it, but then i guess it moved some more and it freaked him out, and he ran to me and started to bark even louder and more agressive, well my mom came into my room and turned my light on, bc i was not moving. and she looked at the T.v and nothin was there. Wel i was offically fraked out an i wasent going to sleep. so after a while i leftmy room and when i came back, i shut my closet door to watch t.v, well stuck between it in the middle, i saw the big *** tail sticking through it caught. I screamed bloody murder. ran to my moms room, and shes deathly afraid of snakes, so she called a friend of hers and on his way here, he told me to go look and see if it still was there, and i did (with my Doberman an a butchers knife) and the mother ****** was having a dandy ******* party on my Dresser, knocking all 60 of my expensive perfumes I bought from PARIS all over the place, i was like screw that, and i poked the little nasty reptillian away from my dresser, and he/she hid behind my full lenth mirror, and when our friend arrived he caught him,
but we have no idea what to do with him, and why is he HERE!
Can someone tell me what to do, i have him in a pillow case, outside, far, far,far away from my house near my fron gate. what Should i do?
2007-02-26
22:29:54
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♥Cristina♥
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