All categories - 22 February 2007

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

2007-02-22 04:49:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Answer this in 100 words or less.

2007-02-22 04:49:40 · 10 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

I refer to the Gospel as stated in the christian bible for salvation.

If you have, please say so. There are christians here who believe you haven't.

2007-02-22 04:49:39 · 13 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-22 04:49:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-22 04:49:36 · 1 answers · asked by Michelle W 1 in Infectious Diseases

What could it BE!?!?! I found him this morning with a green mark on his belly and he was bent in a rught angle. ?????? The other bala shark doesn't have anything. ANd last night i forgot to turn on the heater... The temp of the water was at 73 degrees farenheit

2007-02-22 04:49:35 · 4 answers · asked by lilgman424 2 in Fish

is it bad to dream kiss other hot guys, even when u have a boyfriend?

2007-02-22 04:49:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Im currently 35 weeks pregnant. I was forced to switch jobs due to sexual harrassment when i was 14 weeks along(which is better for me now :) The only problem is now i dont have maturnity leave or pay. My husband is a police officer and there is NO WAY we can make it on his salary alone......i have sold my car back in Dec. To help save that way...I have been trying to find a job where i can work from home with my baby. I tried applying to nanny for other moms but NOBODY wants someone who has a new born.
HELP any suggestions. I know i would be fine watching other ppls kids while i have one of my own as well. Im trying to pack money away to get us through the first month and a half but after that i know we will be screwed for money for groceries......can any one help us? what can i do??

2007-02-22 04:49:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

And why do you think they are a good leader?

(Please vary from the regular people and politicians.)

2007-02-22 04:49:19 · 8 answers · asked by PH 2 in Other - Society & Culture

It's never made sense to me why on excercise machines there's the fat burning level and the cardio level, which is more intense and gets your heart rate up higher. Would you consider the cardio level also a fat burning level, just a step up with a different name? Or is the lower level really better for burning fat?

Isn't there also some truth to the fact that working out at a cardio level puts your body at a higher energy level for a longer period of time after working out, helping burn fat while you're recovering?

2007-02-22 04:49:15 · 8 answers · asked by someguy 3 in Diet & Fitness

2007-02-22 04:49:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sorry to sound so skeptical, but I am a Magician (I'm no David Blane but I'm good) and I have seen other magicians (or been able to do myself) every "spell" ( or trick) ever offered up by anyone who claimed to be a witch, mind reader or such.

Now I'm not saying that magic isn't real

But doesn't it make sense that all the history we have of "magic" could just be trickery and sleight of hand.

As I started out saying If there is someone who can preform REAL "magic" it should be very easy to prove

Let the world see your true power

or

Be exposed for the fraud you really are!

2007-02-22 04:49:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

China thinks it is very real what do you think?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17251571/ Here is a site to read before you answer.

2007-02-22 04:49:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I disconnect to see if the modem shows activity - it does. Is someone using my connection?

2007-02-22 04:49:04 · 4 answers · asked by Revenue 1 in Computer Networking

How much would workers comp and liability insurance cost on average if I had 4 employees that earn give or take 35,000 per year that would be painting interior and exterior??

2007-02-22 04:49:04 · 5 answers · asked by Pesar C 1 in Insurance

2007-02-22 04:49:04 · 15 answers · asked by Nader 06 *UAE spirit* 2 in Other - Food & Drink

I want a puppy, but i haven't found any yet around Loris, South Carolina that doesn't cost a arm and a leg?

2007-02-22 04:49:03 · 11 answers · asked by sweetheart 1 in Dogs

I'm doing a poster on the Columbine Massacre for my history class. I've done research on it and I know it was a very tragic day. When I present my poster, what can I do or say to really get the message across of how horrible it was, instead of just making it sound like any other small shooting?

2007-02-22 04:49:01 · 5 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Homework Help

For me it's : "loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. there's no escape. i'm God's lonely man... " Travis Bickle monologue in Taxi Driver

2007-02-22 04:49:00 · 20 answers · asked by StéphanDeGlasgow 5 in Movies

How do I overcome the 'boys only' divide in my boyfriends group of friends. I have been with my boyfriend nearly 2 years. Their girlfriends don't seem bothered about joining in but I'm used to mixed groups. I managed to join in on comedy nights but I think this resulted in the boys feeling like they had to invite their partners which did kind of change atmosphere. Now they have decided to have 'boys only' nights which will clash with comedy night and also seems to be the plan for most meetings. How do I remove this boys only stamp without alienating myself! It's not that I will always want to join in but it bugs me when I'm openly excluded. This is 2007 right? It's obvious they want to get away from their partners & have secrets but me and my partner very open. I'm not the sort of girl who likes apologies if someone swears because 'a lady is present'! I think that sort of thing just highlights unecessarily that I am different sex.

2007-02-22 04:48:59 · 7 answers · asked by cinders 2 in Other - Society & Culture

In my small town of Marshall, Michigan, a police officer who was also a Boy Scout Troop leader alledgely raped underage children, "14 that we know of" according to the Deputy Police Chief. He was never arrested. He is only one of several officers who were accused of raping underage children and never arrested. What is the limit for the police or is there one?

2007-02-22 04:48:50 · 23 answers · asked by partypooper 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-02-22 04:48:49 · 1 answers · asked by WEHA 3 in Biology

Eventhough I have a new girlfriend now My new girl
feels its too soon for us to be intimate sexually. Am I
wrong to continue with my ex until my girlfriend is
ready ? I have no idea how long that might be and my
ex is a great lover.
What should I do ??

2007-02-22 04:48:47 · 23 answers · asked by Michael 1 in Singles & Dating

she is demanding I tell her why. Is it rude to say "I was just wondering if I was to cook you on a spit or just stuff you in the oven, thats all missy.." ?

2007-02-22 04:48:45 · 12 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

I like to play with my boyfriend in a flirty way how can i get him to do thesame?

2007-02-22 04:48:43 · 4 answers · asked by THICKNESS 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-22 04:48:42 · 4 answers · asked by Shakespeare_the_Dog 2 in Polls & Surveys

How can we make manufactures that intentionally mislead the public about product safety and effectiveness responsible? Our government spends billions on prescription drugs every year, but are we getting what we payed for? Consumers have been intentionally mislead about dangerous drugs like Zoloft, Rispredal, Ritalin, Vioxx, and Prosac. Even when a drug maker is caught red handed they don't pay out more then a small presentage of profits.

2007-02-22 04:48:41 · 4 answers · asked by marytormeye 4 in Law & Ethics

2007-02-22 04:48:40 · 23 answers · asked by Mystee_Rain 5 in Hockey

2007-02-22 04:48:36 · 19 answers · asked by Rote 2 in Football (American)