Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
2007-02-22 04:49:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww!! Laud! Laud! LOL. LOL.
This one made me burst out laughing! LOL.
Great one! Kudos! 10*
2007-02-23 08:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The mechanic had three stiches but must have enjoyed when the lady changed the gear from neutral to top gear.
Ha ha ha... I can imagine how the poor hubby must be feeling... and those onlookers... Ha ha ha... too good.
But what I could not understand is, why should we wear clean underwears... even the dirty ones will work equally well.
2007-02-22 05:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She must see enough of her husband to mistake the mechanic's junk for her husband's.
2007-02-23 15:36:38 · answer #3 · answered by someone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. She really tightened his nuts for him. It probably did not matter if his underwear was clean he shat himself anyway.
2007-02-22 11:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋