Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....
How to Impress a Man:
Show up naked
What a woman says:
Cmon...This place is a mess!
You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
if we don't do laundry now!
What a man hears:
C'MON....blah, blah, blah
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!!
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Guy, naked in front of the mirror: "Two inches more, and I would be a king."
Wife: "Two inches less, and you'd be a queen."
Q. Why do men mxstxrbate?
A. It's sxx with someone they love.
2007-02-21
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