Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....
How to Impress a Man:
Show up naked
What a woman says:
Cmon...This place is a mess!
You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
if we don't do laundry now!
What a man hears:
C'MON....blah, blah, blah
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!!
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Guy, naked in front of the mirror: "Two inches more, and I would be a king."
Wife: "Two inches less, and you'd be a queen."
Q. Why do men mxstxrbate?
A. It's sxx with someone they love.
2007-02-21 21:00:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats up out there
2007-02-21 23:59:13 · update #1
Oh I love these!!
Are you having a down day!!? Chin up, yes I will post some jokes but tomorrow as I`m doing some long shifts and am Kn......d!!
10/10 for these and a *
Tink x ; )
2007-02-23 03:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some where simi funny nothing knee slapping funny!You usually have me rolling bring on some more!!!
2007-02-23 17:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by stegall_sherry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, keep em coming, but this one only made me smile
2007-02-23 16:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple funny and a couple not so funny and I admit one that I just don't get!
2007-02-22 19:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋