All categories - 21 February 2007

2007-02-21 20:53:01 · 12 answers · asked by James 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think The Real World should have a therapist on staff? I do, these people always have issues...is that a question on the application or something..."do you have issues"?

2007-02-21 20:52:50 · 4 answers · asked by chrissy757 5 in Television

Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud.
Miller's president orders a Millers,
and the president of Coors orders a Coors.
When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks?
Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I.

2007-02-21 20:52:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I married on two years before. We dont have children. Last two years my wife has PCOS problem. We didn't intercourse for last 6 months. We went to doctor and they checked and said now the PCOS was completely cured and now she is ok. My sperm concentration is low and having 80% abnornal sperm. Now I am worrying about intercourse with my wife, because if i intercourse, again she will get PCOS problem. Please help me

2007-02-21 20:52:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

Hi, I am 5'9 and have recently plumped up to 223 pounds!! I've never weight this much before! In my senior year in highschool I weighed a mere 155 pounds, and it has only been 6 years! Would I really be considered a "fat girl" now?? I don't want to go to my reunion as a fatty!

2007-02-21 20:52:38 · 20 answers · asked by Ashley J 1 in Women's Health

I read this a while ago and never got to find out if this was the case.

2007-02-21 20:52:36 · 3 answers · asked by Nexus 1 in Physics

We have moved to a new house approx 18 months ago much ofthe turfs on the front and back lawns has died. I have little experience but the bare soil looks impoverished? Are there any test that can be done and what is the best course of action to restore the areas What is the best fertiliser and time to seed Thanks for your advice G

2007-02-21 20:52:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-02-21 20:52:18 · 7 answers · asked by jenniferrenee530 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-02-21 20:51:59 · 4 answers · asked by rakesh 3 in Engineering

A number of years ago I recall one Lutheran pastor who gave a midweek Lent sermon at the church I attended at the time. What made me blink is that he went on the entire time about how sinful it was to read ads from the Sunday paper. Not for the greed aspect that you would automatically presume. But that all the stores were endorsing pornography because they had pics of both men and women in underwear advertising those products. It doesn't matter what religion or lackthereof you are, you still need certain essentials just because you are human. How does the ad cause them to sin like he insisted it does? I don't know anyone, Christian or otherwise, who is sexually attracted in the least to any of those models, nor is it a temptation of any kind.

2007-02-21 20:51:36 · 2 answers · asked by *Miss_Autumn* 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Blair emailed me today on road pricing he said "But let me be clear straight away: we have not made any decision about national road pricing".

He said exactly the same as he preapred for the Iraq War, is he lying again?

2007-02-21 20:51:21 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Politics

Ahmadinejad as saying. On Tuesday, he said Iran was ready to halt its enrichment program, but only if Western nations do the same.
Isnt this offer fair enough?
if u stop we stop
why usa&israel dont agree on this,its a fair deal
If u realy want peace,then except this deal,
or the usa want only to impose its will on others and order them to do things that they dont do it themselves???
If thats what the usa want,then its the biggest dictatorship in the world

(And plz dont tell me stupid general answers like saying Iran is helping terrorists and all this sh''t,cause its very clear in the last year that usa & israel r the biggest terrorist nations on earth by invading & destroying Iraq & Afganistan & attacking Lebanon & kiling innocent civilians & kids in those countries more than the terrorists have killed in a 100 years)

2007-02-21 20:51:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

How can i put songs from a Cd onto my 512mb Micro card, so i can play it on my LG Fusic phone?
Do i have to change the format of te song to MP3 OR MP4, and how many songs will a 512MB card take?

2007-02-21 20:51:16 · 1 answers · asked by Robots 4 in Cell Phones & Plans

He said . .. . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time

He said . . .. What do men and sperm have in common?
She said . . .They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

He said . . . How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
She said .. . . He buys two cases of beer.

He said . . What is the difference between men and government bonds?
She said. .. . The bonds mature.

He said . . . Why are blonde jokes so short?
She said . . . So men can remember them.

He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. . ....... We don't know; it has not ever happened.

He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said .. . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said .. . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

He said . . . What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
She said .. . . They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

2007-02-21 20:51:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm looking for something interesting for my one-to-one student. He's upper int to advanced. I'm trying to avoid the old 'if you had a million dollars...' stuff. Thanks Much!

2007-02-21 20:51:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

4 days now i have noticed a slight light brown discharge on my underwear. non when i wipe. its my 32 day of my cycle and my temperatures stay at 37.c for couple of days.

2007-02-21 20:51:04 · 1 answers · asked by rollita9 2 in Trying to Conceive

A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out.

She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom.

The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?"

The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?"

She says: "Pepper."

2007-02-21 20:51:01 · 7 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone else feel that bad about snorers

2007-02-21 20:50:59 · 13 answers · asked by icecreamheadache420 2 in Marriage & Divorce

If u are a girl, any time u thought that it is better to born like a boy? Or it is better to be a girl?Why u like or dislike ur sex?Or u like or dislike opposite sex?

Same question to boys too.

2007-02-21 20:50:59 · 2 answers · asked by Naren_RocksU 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-02-21 20:50:30 · 6 answers · asked by Mel 2 in Psychology

2007-02-21 20:50:25 · 3 answers · asked by JANET C 1 in Polls & Surveys

I need a dress 4 my school's dance (NOT prom or homecoming). I'm going solo but still want to look stylish-- i want people to say "WOW" when i enter the room.
Just go to this link.
Thanx.

http://jkt-gurl.livejournal.com/16815.html

2007-02-21 20:50:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Why do they call it third party, and not second party?

2007-02-21 20:50:10 · 3 answers · asked by Moofie's Mom 6 in Insurance

ok, my wife and i were very happy together, we've been together since high school, but when i proposed to her, she cheat on me 4 days afterwards. i forgave her, i signed up for the military and we got married. we now have a 2 yr old daughter. i got orders that i was leaving for iraq, i told my wife and we talked and she said that i could still trust her, then in november my wife cheated on me again, with my supposedly friend,, the day i found out i told her it was over, she tried to commit suicide and i took her to the hospital. i reported it to my sargent, and he took it up to up to the colonel, and now they won't let me go, it seems that i missed a great oppurtunity becs. of my wifes stupidity. we are still together but it's hard, i don't know if i can do this, but i still love her so much, and i'm worried about my daughter, waht is this going to do to my daughter. everything is messin up. should i stay with her or leave, i want to stay, but i just don't know, plz help me.

2007-02-21 20:50:09 · 13 answers · asked by Wizard 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Baseball is certainly not a simple game-it is a journey, one with no boundaries, capable of being characterized under any category.

I want to change the last part(capable of being characterized under any category.) It sounds awkward, and I want something that means what I want it to mean that has a more mature academic language. thanks

2007-02-21 20:50:00 · 3 answers · asked by DJ4LIFE 2 in Homework Help

Here are some to get you started :-

Toffee Crespo
Corn-E'to
Cara-Makelele

2007-02-21 20:50:00 · 9 answers · asked by Jimmy G 2 in English Football

how do i do inequations with quadratics such as -

2/(2-x) Greater or equal to 3

using regions on a number line and testing them?

2007-02-21 20:49:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-02-21 20:49:49 · 30 answers · asked by RANDELL 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 20:49:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines