he said she said its an oldie i know?

Question

He said . .. . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time

He said . . .. What do men and sperm have in common?
She said . . .They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

He said . . . How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
She said .. . . He buys two cases of beer.

He said . . What is the difference between men and government bonds?
She said. .. . The bonds mature.

He said . . . Why are blonde jokes so short?
She said . . . So men can remember them.

He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. . ....... We don't know; it has not ever happened.

He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said .. . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said .. . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

He said . . . What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
She said .. . . They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

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Answer 1

My God man!! I`ll be late for work!! How many did you post!

I love these, Classic!

10/10

Tink x

Answer 2

Love it - especially the last one

Answer 3

Those are good ones!