Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud.
Miller's president orders a Millers,
and the president of Coors orders a Coors.
When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks?
Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I.
2007-02-21 20:52:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not really a joke, That's ACTUALLY the way I behave because if I'm at an event where there's an open bar with only those industrial swills I'll remain sober and drink water, soda-pop, iced tea, etc.
I DO wonder if the highly-paid executives of those giant companies actually imbibe in their watered-down swill-schwag?
Yes, call me a beer-snob. And proud of it, too.
2007-02-21 22:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Col. Forbin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats actually 4 leaders of beer companies ...good joke though
2007-02-21 23:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke.
2007-02-21 21:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Bud#21 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10 very funny.
2007-02-21 20:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers
I like it
2007-02-22 06:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-02-21 21:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guiness is a stout. Mmm... stout...
2007-02-21 20:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-21 20:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
soooo true
2007-02-21 21:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!! 10/10!!!
2007-02-21 21:01:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋