1 yr.The preacher consulted w/ the couples & told them "If u want to join our church, we would like to evaluate how much u r willing to sacrifice.So, we would like for u to abstain from sex for 60 days." The couples were shocked but really wanted to join, so they agreed to give it a try.60 days later the preacher met w/ the 3 couples...he first asked the couple married 10 yrs how they did...the husband replied,"No problem." "Good, u may join our church."Then he asked the couple married 5 yrs,"Well, it was tough a couple of times...but we made it." "Good, u may join our church." Then he asked the couple married 1 yr, the husband said,"Well, preacher, we were doing ok until 1 day about 2 wks ago my wife dropped a head of lettuce and bent over to pick it up, she looked so hot, I took her then and there, I couldn't help myself." The preacher replied "well, u know this means u aren't allowed in our church anymore." "That's ok," said the husband, "we aren't allowed in Walmart, either."
2006-12-11
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