1 yr.The preacher consulted w/ the couples & told them "If u want to join our church, we would like to evaluate how much u r willing to sacrifice.So, we would like for u to abstain from sex for 60 days." The couples were shocked but really wanted to join, so they agreed to give it a try.60 days later the preacher met w/ the 3 couples...he first asked the couple married 10 yrs how they did...the husband replied,"No problem." "Good, u may join our church."Then he asked the couple married 5 yrs,"Well, it was tough a couple of times...but we made it." "Good, u may join our church." Then he asked the couple married 1 yr, the husband said,"Well, preacher, we were doing ok until 1 day about 2 wks ago my wife dropped a head of lettuce and bent over to pick it up, she looked so hot, I took her then and there, I couldn't help myself." The preacher replied "well, u know this means u aren't allowed in our church anymore." "That's ok," said the husband, "we aren't allowed in Walmart, either."
2006-12-11 03:30:50 · 11 answers · asked by Lisa Bee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought priest were supposed to keep everything in confidence now how do i face my family?
...LOL... very funny!
2006-12-11 03:35:15 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHA!! That's the best! I love those kinda jokes. Haha. 9/10 and a star for you!
2016-05-23 05:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-12-11 03:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOOO Thunder......
Good joke and keep them coming huh???
2006-12-11 03:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was seriously expecting a whole different ending! sorry!
2006-12-11 03:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I wasn't prepared for that one.
2006-12-11 06:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the question. This is Yahoo! Answers not Yahoo! Bad Jokes
2006-12-11 03:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by thunder2sys 7 · 1⤊ 6⤋
haha. that's funny =D
2006-12-11 03:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by banana boat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha that is funny!!!
2006-12-11 03:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... good stuff!
2006-12-11 03:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by Island girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋