All categories - 11 December 2006

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.

"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!"

2006-12-11 09:14:09 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Polls & Surveys

hi my mum has just bought a house to rent out and doesnt really want to by a new carpet for the front room, the thing is the old people had a fish tank and it has left a rust patch on it, we was wondering if we hire an industrial cleaner would it remove it or is it best to just get new. thank you.

2006-12-11 09:14:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

What is the official name of the attorney named to represent the child in juvenille court hearings?

Thanks !

2006-12-11 09:14:08 · 3 answers · asked by Heather N 2 in Law & Ethics

In the movie Walk the Line, is Reese's Witherspoon using her real voice for her character in singing scenes?

2006-12-11 09:14:08 · 5 answers · asked by Honey 1 in Movies

need to send a txt but cbfsms isnt wrkin anymore do you no a site were i can send free txts??

2006-12-11 09:14:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

They passed up on Bush and Young. That is laughable. I mean Williams??. Come on. I thought the Browns were the worst expansion team in history. Boy was I wrong.

2006-12-11 09:14:05 · 14 answers · asked by The Witness 2 in Football (American)

after his barny with mcgeady and boruc was he out of order or showing good leadership qualities personally i think he went overboard but what do you think

2006-12-11 09:14:03 · 8 answers · asked by jeff c 3 in Scottish Football

My bf and I have been together for 4 yrs and plan to get married in 2 yrs from now. I am 24 and he is 28. Everyone tells us we should do it sooner because "its time". What do you think?

2006-12-11 09:14:01 · 16 answers · asked by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 in Weddings

2006-12-11 09:14:00 · 3 answers · asked by bridget 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-12-11 09:13:59 · 8 answers · asked by cead 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-12-11 09:13:58 · 6 answers · asked by BabyDolll128 3 in Cooking & Recipes

I'm trying to imply that anyone is guilty or innocent of such actions, but...

Imagine that we tortured (not water-boarding, but stuff like bamboo shoots under the finger nails, etc.) 999 innocent Muslims at Guantanamo, but we also tortured one that knew about an impending terrorist plot on the U.S. Now, suppose this plot would have killed 100 Americans at an amusement park in Texas.

Would the use of torture have been justified? What if it had been 1,000 Americans? 10,000? 100,000?

2006-12-11 09:13:54 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Bob 1 in Politics

i don't think chicago deserved the oscar for best picture. are they really trying to say this was the best movie of the year? maybe for best direction, but not best movie

2006-12-11 09:13:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

My 4 yr old daughter fits into a size 2T pants but she's so tall the jeans or pants are to short on her. I can't find any clothes that fit her well and was wondering if anyone knew of any place?

2006-12-11 09:13:50 · 12 answers · asked by Nisi 4 in Toddler & Preschooler

What's it like? How does it feel? Have you ever been in love?

2006-12-11 09:13:47 · 15 answers · asked by tootsierollsweets 2 in Singles & Dating

..besides loved ones, what "things" in your life (activities, relaxations,etc) brings you happiness?
I need some good positive inspirations for 2007 (hehe)

2006-12-11 09:13:43 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 09:13:43 · 23 answers · asked by ILBW 2 in Diet & Fitness

My lab is terrified of any children under age 10 and I don't know why? He has never had a bad experience with children in all the years that I have had him. Whenever a child wants to pat him I make sure that they pat him calmy and nicely but he absolutely hates it and tries to run away. Its not a fear of strangers because he is not like this with adults? How can I make him not afraid?

2006-12-11 09:13:40 · 11 answers · asked by irisheyes47 2 in Dogs

I mean i am not married but i have had sex with another being but we are in love. I highly dout that we will get married but its not a one nightt stand kind of thing.

2006-12-11 09:13:38 · 30 answers · asked by Carlee 1 in Singles & Dating

I cannot change it in the contol panel or by right clicking on an image. Is this a result of a virus or something?
Its annoying as the wallpaper has changed to a garish pink -not good for the eyes!

2006-12-11 09:13:31 · 6 answers · asked by TellMeWhy? 4 in Monitors

2006-12-11 09:13:28 · 4 answers · asked by Dan M 1 in Military

My mother drinks from the moment she's awake until the moment she's asleep. She has tried AA for a year, that caused her to drink much more. It's gotten crazy since she has gotten a payout, now she's a drunk with money, and the most popular woman at the pub. She is slowly getting sicker and sicker. How do I help her?? Watching her is killing me inside. who else has been in this situation???

2006-12-11 09:13:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-12-11 09:13:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

I am six weeks pregnant and I am planning on traveling to Colorado to visit my in-laws for the holidays late next week. I will be 7 weeks pregnant then and their house is at 8,000 feet. Is this safe for the pregnancy?

My doctor said I could fly, but I didn't think to ask her about the altitude's effect.

I would appreciate any suggestions!

2006-12-11 09:13:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

i have these symtoms-
random nusea throughout the day
needing the toilet more
my stomach is bloated
im not pregnant because im on the injection so whats wrong with me??!

2006-12-11 09:13:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-12-11 09:13:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Which camera is better, and why?

2006-12-11 09:13:14 · 2 answers · asked by jeff_is_sexy 4 in Cameras

2006-12-11 09:13:11 · 4 answers · asked by Trudi W 1 in Football (American)

2006-12-11 09:13:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

me and my bf ,av bin together 4months ,shud i move in ? we get on really well i only go home twice a week as it is ! he tell me hes wants me to move in, is this too soon? k8 x

2006-12-11 09:13:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating