Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.
"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! And when I go down, I go down in flames!"
2006-12-11 09:14:09 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well done, Ploppy - a flaming good joke.
2006-12-11 09:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahah-not funny
2006-12-11 09:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10.
but keep trying.
2006-12-11 09:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Dr David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-12-11 09:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by cfcbluesgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it very funny!!
2006-12-11 09:20:30 · answer #5 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! And she must have been burning, too!
2006-12-11 09:18:14 · answer #6 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's dirty and kind of funny
2006-12-11 09:23:37 · answer #7 · answered by J-Kidd "07" 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !!
2006-12-11 09:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not!!An A for effort tho.
2006-12-11 09:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by nitenurse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Ploppy thanks for brightening up a boring Monday night
2006-12-11 09:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋