There's alot of Celtic jokes but few Ranger ones so here are some!! What d'ya think?
Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in a 3 bedroom semi ?
A burglar :P
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in a university?
A janitor :D
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in Europe?
A tourist :P
2007-12-15
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