There's alot of Celtic jokes but few Ranger ones so here are some!! What d'ya think?
Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun?
A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture!
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road?
A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in a 3 bedroom semi ?
A burglar :P
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in a university?
A janitor :D
Wit dae ye call a rangers fan in Europe?
A tourist :P
2007-12-15 09:43:20 · 23 answers · asked by Ciara 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Scottish Football
Admittedly they're old but they are also pure legends!!
2007-12-15 09:43:49 · update #1
I mean the jokes are old and legends not Rangers..... although they're old as well!
2007-12-15 09:44:24 · update #2
There'll be no need to shut me up on Jan 2nd cause we're gonna win!!
Hail hail!!
2007-12-15 09:55:07 · update #3
Oh I forgot to say thanks for calling me an asset........ if being an asset means shitstiring then yeah I am!!!
2007-12-15 10:07:46 · update #4
Scots Air u are soooooo funi!! LOL!!
2007-12-15 10:34:24 · update #5
Orla I thought you were Irish............ You NEVER heard of Rangers..................
2007-12-15 10:54:44 · update #6
I'm actually 15 and i have no kids and I'm not speakin bout my parents..
and for that remark here's another joke.
the social worker was round at a ranger supporters council flat checking her parenting skills. the mum was asked what her kids names were and she replied they're all called Ben, she was then asked is that not confusing when u'r calling them in.... she says no I use theur last names for that.
2007-12-15 11:06:22 · update #7
Football is not just for men...... you're just scared because you keep getting bested by a 15 yr old girl.
2007-12-16 05:23:28 · update #8
Now, I am a Ger when it comes EUFA but the first time I heard/saw this I laughed my erse off ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKxEx2WN6V4
2007-12-15 13:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
From their point of view, confident they could. they have outgrown the SPL and it gets uninteresting while it quite is purely between Celtic and Rangers. they're on the precise by potential of a extensive margin and that they're going to stay there continually. in the event that they left, it would make the SPL plenty greater interesting in my view. possibly Killie will then get a great gamble to win the SPL! however the main considerable difficulty isn't with them leaving the SPL, it quite is with them becoming to be a member of the English leagues. the place might they connect, and at whose cost? i won't be in a position to make certain the communities close to the backside of the EPL desirous to make room for them. And why might communities interior the Championship, or decrease, choose to? they had could throw various money around to compensate those communities, and that should make it plenty harder for them to compete with the main suitable communities in England.
2016-11-27 03:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by segerman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres one, Why didn't the Celtic fan know the difference between their and they're?
Because shes a idiot with no life
Their both absolutely useless in Europe should read They're, not their! You ******* tosser.
Guess all Celtic fans do lose more brain cells than the average human being does.
2007-12-15 15:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by wee suzie 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
HaHaHaHa nice I liked those
Welcome to the Scottish Football Section Ciara or better known as Us v Them
2007-12-15 12:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
you forgot the one about the celtic fan ordering a pint in germany
"och aye,eine glassen bier,bitte" says he in a thick glasgow accent
the barman gives him his beer and the celtic fan passes out
bang,sparko !...out cold on the hard floor
"what happened to him ?" asks the barman,looking a bit worried
"oh,it's ok" replies the man's companion "this is the closest he's ever been to a cup in europe and it was all too much for him !"
2007-12-15 10:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by david d 3 · 8⤊ 5⤋
a fifteen year old irish girl ,and still no kids.are u a trainee nun?.
2007-12-15 23:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Pisssss off hen
2007-12-15 11:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Billy King™ 4 · 8⤊ 4⤋
is the head of eufa not a fienian .game in hand and ready to roll you
2007-12-15 10:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin D 1 · 8⤊ 3⤋
You are quite a bigot really aren't you.
2007-12-15 11:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by robin H 3 · 8⤊ 3⤋
do ye laugh as much when you are getting shagged by the local posse behind the shops ya daft wee tart yer ma was the same bet ye don't know yer dad ya wee fenian ****
p.s. when is the giro due ya wee **** and how many weans ye got hope ye die soon ya ****
2007-12-15 11:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 8⤋