All categories - 26 November 2006

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first.

After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis.

"The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway ... about 15 ft.

"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.

2006-11-26 01:54:17 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-26 01:54:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Ok, so im 35 weeks along and forgive me but im kinda on edge in regards to when my baby is going to arrive. I know he will come when he is ready, but I was just wondering a couple things. I know that your ribs are naturally going to hurt when you pregnant, but did anyone ever experience just one side hurting and not the other? Also, I have lower back pain all the time. Could this be that the baby is moving down? I hope this doesnt come out wrong or weird, but sometimes it feels like he is going to kick or push out of me. If you havent noticed Im going to be a first time Mom, so I apologize if my questions sound dumb. I have an appointment next week, and I realize my OB will tell me these things, but I also wanted to seek opinions from women who have actually experienced these things...thanks.

2006-11-26 01:54:06 · 9 answers · asked by Cayden's Mommy 1 in Pregnancy

it says they expect him 2 play, should i start him???????????????

2006-11-26 01:53:35 · 2 answers · asked by Jw 3 in Fantasy Sports

it is to do with what god said to moses when he said "With this staff.." - what came next

2006-11-26 01:53:24 · 22 answers · asked by Mac 1 in Religion & Spirituality

its for my stereo.
i tweaked the old one so much it wore out!

2006-11-26 01:53:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I just bought some stuff of eBay and the guy said i can use paypao or money order. My paypal isnt wrokin so ima do a money order. Is Western Union a money order? Could i send the payment to his house?

2006-11-26 01:53:20 · 3 answers · asked by PrettyBoi 1 in Credit

to match your mood right now, what would that be?

2006-11-26 01:53:18 · 22 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

For instance what is evil? And is the very act of calling something evil is why evil even exists. What is blasphemous? Somone told me watching a movie that opposes Christian thinking is blashphemous. But would someone else of another faith see it as evil? Does this make it less evil, or not evil at all. And if it is a matter of perception wouldnt that mean that evil only exists in the way you perceive it to be. All I know is that thousands of years ago I would have been hung or burned at the stake for the abilities I have. Today i get paid for them. Does that mean that evil changes according to the times. And if that is the case what is truly evil?
Just wondering?

2006-11-26 01:53:15 · 5 answers · asked by fryedaddy 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Thank you.

2006-11-26 01:53:14 · 19 answers · asked by Thebronx 5 in Religion & Spirituality

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first.

After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis.

"The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway ... about 15 ft.

"That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!" says the pro.

2006-11-26 01:53:01 · 34 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Marriage & Divorce

i am not gatting the propper marks in school
plz anyone give me some formula to get sucess in studies
if u can tell i will be thank ful to u!

2006-11-26 01:52:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

2006-11-26 01:52:58 · 2 answers · asked by oli 2 in Alternative Medicine

I believe they are lead and silicon, but how can it be explained to someone that doesnt know a lot of chemistry?

2006-11-26 01:52:52 · 5 answers · asked by Jerk 2 in Chemistry

and it is all patchy all over my face:(
i dont wanna irritate it,and i feel depressed and dont want to go out.im 15 and i just feel so cr@p! i have to go somewhere on sat,what should i do,its really important,and i wish it would clear! help!!?

2006-11-26 01:52:49 · 6 answers · asked by *cutie with a bootie* 3 in Skin Conditions

2006-11-26 01:52:35 · 7 answers · asked by born2bfree 3 in Other - Destinations

What can happen now and before the National championship that can soil the presses USC darling's party? When USC was put third above Florida it fuel Carroll's fire, can that fire continue after such a great game against ND? The other team with the other quarterback (Press other Darlings). Who is the sleeping giant here?

2006-11-26 01:52:32 · 5 answers · asked by Sports Maven 1 in Football (American)

Anybody rushed out to buy some Spam fritters yet?

2006-11-26 01:52:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

YOU....... BE the JUDGE !
If you were a judge in a custody matter,....

1)))) - What would you "tell a father" that knowingly subjected his own 4 YEAR OLD son to his Grampa for care of his son when the father of the child KNEW the Grampa had HAPPATITIS A, and the child ended up getting it ?

2)))) - Would you rule that this man should have sole custody or even primary care in joint custody.?

2006-11-26 01:52:17 · 14 answers · asked by foulweathercatcherman 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-26 01:52:17 · 12 answers · asked by PriNceSz 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

people realy believe in fate when it comes to relationships.

2006-11-26 01:51:58 · 22 answers · asked by Trevor 1 in Singles & Dating

What are the notes in the D chromatic scale on the treble cleff in ascending order with the correct sharp and flats?

What are the notes starting with F in the chromatic scale on the bass cleff in descending order with the correct sharps and flats?

2006-11-26 01:51:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and it does away with the hierarchy, which is unlike Catholicism?

2006-11-26 01:51:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Then,after u post ur question,or answer,u find out that u made some mistakes?I do that all the time.♠:
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2006-11-26 01:51:42 · 23 answers · asked by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 01:51:41 · 11 answers · asked by M M 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

2006-11-26 01:51:23 · 10 answers · asked by ABHINAV H 1 in Music

My school is thinking about doing it bc they think there are to many " Fat " childen. I think it is wrong to be saying that. What do u think?

2006-11-26 01:51:22 · 7 answers · asked by 2cute4you 1 in Grade-Schooler

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061125/ap_on_re_us/teen_tweens

2006-11-26 01:51:22 · 15 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Adolescent

2006-11-26 01:51:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

when the diaper got wet? My mom was telling me about them. Do you know the name of them and it they are still made?

2006-11-26 01:51:14 · 7 answers · asked by Jennifer M 1 in Newborn & Baby